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What would jesus say?

David T

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Thank god i am jesus and not christian!

What would muhammed say?
"Thank god i am muhammed and not muslim!"

What would abraham say "thank god i am abraham and not jewish!

What would buddha say" thank god i am buddha and not buddhist!

What would lau tzu say "thank god i am lau tzu and not Taoist!

What would richard feynman say" "thank god i am richard feynman and not my student!"

What would albert einstien say "thank god i am albert einstein and not the whole physics department.

What would john muir say "thank god i am john muir" and not the enviromental movement...

And finally "thank god i am dawrin and not a darwinist especially that cult leader richard dawkins a disgrace, birth defects my ***. Hell i knew that was wrong when i was alive ya moron. Read if ya are capable of it. i had a little defective idiot child. But that little defect baby was perfect. His name you moron is CHARLES DARWIN. my son you idiot. (S). Unicorns are more real than birth defects. Cult nothing but a cult.

And jesus said, be as charlie dawins little charlie. Love works through all things, by all things, of all things, especially Charles little baby Charles Warren Darwin. Truth.
 
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David T

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ok......so I thank God I participate here at the forum

and I am not a moderator
No kidding. I would post and turn around and give myself a rules rules violation. Then i would have to complain to myself that wasnt correct and then i would have to over rule myself. Omg i would be dizzy i would be both pissed off at myself and annoyed by me at the same time.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Thank god i am jesus and not christian!

What would muhammed say?
"Thank god i am muhammed and not muslim!"

What would abraham say "thank god i am abraham and not jewish!

What would buddha say" thank god i am buddha and not buddhist!

What would lau tzu say "thank god i am lau tzu and not Taoist!

What would richard feynman say" "thank god i am richard feynman and not my student!"

What would albert einstien say "thank god i am albert einstein and not the whole physics department.

What would john muir say "thank god i am john muir" and not the enviromental movement...

And finally "thank god i am dawrin and not a darwinist especially that cult leader richard dawkins a disgrace, birth defects my ***. Hell i knew that was wrong when i was alive ya moron. Read if ya are capable of it. i had a little defective idiot child. But that little defect baby was perfect. His name you moron is CHARLES DARWIN. my son you idiot. (S). Unicorns are more real than birth defects. Cult nothing but a cult.

And jesus said, be as charlie dawins little charlie. Love works through all things, by all things, of all things, especially Charles little baby Charles Warren Darwin. Truth.

What would John Denver say, "thank God I'm John Denver and not a country boy...oh wait..."
 

David T

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Premium Member
What would John Denver say, "thank God I'm John Denver and not a country boy...oh wait..."
Oh yea every country boy has an experimental airplane and a place in malibu, hawaii, montana and millions in their pocket.we all know that and if we dont we have been promised it by one of our own up there.
 

David T

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Premium Member
You're going to make all the Darwin fanboys cry
Oh i know its like saying to the faith " listen jesus may actually have been human, ya might wanna start there. Try it ya might like it, someday you might actually understand something! ".

And darwin would say "those fan boys are dumb as a rock. I totally AGREE with ya bob. Beautiful little baby aint he bob i love that little charlie opened my eyes magic i say is real he made his ole blind daddy see, magic is real EYE say".
 

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Oh i know its like saying to the faith " listen jesus may actually have been human, ya might wanna start there. Try it ya might like it, someday you might actually understand something! ".
And they'll say "But...but..but Darwin can't be a bad man, he was a scientist!" that is like saying "Jesus couldn't be just a human being...he was a carpenter!"
 

David T

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Premium Member
And they'll say "But...but..but Darwin can't be a bad man, he was a scientist!" that is like saying "Jesus couldn't be just a human being...he was a carpenter!"
Oh i have to think now being a carpenter myself!!!! Thars a tricky one for me. No in retrospect they are correct they just mislabled the term human is all. Clerical error!!! Apprently they are pointing to themselves... Thats odd!
 

Neutral Name

Active Member
Thank god i am jesus and not christian!

What would muhammed say?
"Thank god i am muhammed and not muslim!"

What would abraham say "thank god i am abraham and not jewish!

What would buddha say" thank god i am buddha and not buddhist!

What would lau tzu say "thank god i am lau tzu and not Taoist!

What would richard feynman say" "thank god i am richard feynman and not my student!"

What would albert einstien say "thank god i am albert einstein and not the whole physics department.

What would john muir say "thank god i am john muir" and not the enviromental movement...

And finally "thank god i am dawrin and not a darwinist especially that cult leader richard dawkins a disgrace, birth defects my ***. Hell i knew that was wrong when i was alive ya moron. Read if ya are capable of it. i had a little defective idiot child. But that little defect baby was perfect. His name you moron is CHARLES DARWIN. my son you idiot. (S). Unicorns are more real than birth defects. Cult nothing but a cult.

And jesus said, be as charlie dawins little charlie. Love works through all things, by all things, of all things, especially Charles little baby Charles Warren Darwin. Truth.

Thank you so much, David. I have a most beautiful autistic grandson. He is the sweetest child imaginable, an absolute miracle of God. He is not a birth defect to be rid of. He is an angel on earth. His smile warms my heart. I love him so much. Your statements make me very angry at Richard Dawkins. I cannot believe how little heart that man has. That's right up there with Eugenics and the Nazis.

Not to mention that the evolution of man would be constant birth defects because people change from what they were to something with a difference from the original. So, if it weren't for birth defects, man would not progress as the Darwinists believe he does. What in the world is Dawkins talking about!!!!?
 

David T

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Thank you so much, David. I have a most beautiful autistic grandson. He is the sweetest child imaginable, an absolute miracle of God. He is not a birth defect to be rid of. He is an angel on earth. His smile warms my heart. I love him so much. Your statements make me very angry at Richard Dawkins. I cannot believe how little heart that man has. That's right up there with Eugenics and the Nazis.

Not to mention that the evolution of man would be constant birth defects because people change from what they were to something with a difference from the original. So, if it weren't for birth defects, man would not progress as the Darwinists believe he does. What in the world is Dawkins talking about!!!!?
Oh you are now preaching the gospel of that crazy jesus carpenter himself. Keep that up and a thousand years from now dianologists with phds will be studying you.pretending they understamd you.

No he looked into the sky did not see defects and he did not see sin. He saw sin for what it really was its ust blindness to the truth.

No richard dawkins is the worst of christianity pointing to the sky and proclaiming its a defect and we caused it!!! Well where is this defect is it in the sky or in the eye, and the I?!!!! Dawkins inside and outside the faith share one sliver themselves.
No your grand child is like the clouds perfect in exactly who he is?!!! That is clarity no sliver.
 
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The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Oh yea every country boy has an experimental airplane and a place in malibu, hawaii, montana and millions in their pocket.we all know that and if we dont we have been promised it by one of our own up there.
You forgot about all the coke he had
 

David T

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
You forgot about all the coke he had
Damn he would have been fine with pepsi!

Btw i wanted to pass on my writing is being influenced by the man himself jc in how he approached things. I discovered it first in goethes theory of color. His intro was just searing hot flames of you idiots newton, he then rotated into his discussion of the experience of color. It was brilliant and i pondered it and placed it up on the shelf and now its starting to manifest itself in my own writings. Magic! But its also in jesus style as well. He was like "you idiotic fanatics you are so stupid i cant stand it and then He would bellow" you are all worried about your clothing you idiots then gentlyvrotate to the crowd "but the lily neither toils nor spins" .

Look bob the cloud is being the cloud the idiots see it as defective. Morons. Lol
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
Thank god i am jesus and not christian!

What would muhammed say?
"Thank god i am muhammed and not muslim!"

What would abraham say "thank god i am abraham and not jewish!

What would buddha say" thank god i am buddha and not buddhist!

What would lau tzu say "thank god i am lau tzu and not Taoist!

What would richard feynman say" "thank god i am richard feynman and not my student!"

What would albert einstien say "thank god i am albert einstein and not the whole physics department.

What would john muir say "thank god i am john muir" and not the enviromental movement...

And finally "thank god i am dawrin and not a darwinist especially that cult leader richard dawkins a disgrace, birth defects my ***. Hell i knew that was wrong when i was alive ya moron. Read if ya are capable of it. i had a little defective idiot child. But that little defect baby was perfect. His name you moron is CHARLES DARWIN. my son you idiot. (S). Unicorns are more real than birth defects. Cult nothing but a cult.

And jesus said, be as charlie dawins little charlie. Love works through all things, by all things, of all things, especially Charles little baby Charles Warren Darwin. Truth.
Gibberish!
 

David T

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Gibberish!
Hey no defects in the clouds try being scientific sciece fiction boy. Bte i was trained up in biology wanted to be a marine biology quit to boring, whats your science training reading author c clark or issac asminov? I really like dune btw great book. Big fan of frank herbert live right down from the dunes that inspired that book
 
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