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Yeah hi I'm Introduction, hi, hello, greetings earthlings

I'm burning in Hell fire and facing some sort of bloody altar sacrifice. Religion is definitely for the weak, so I've heard and I'd have to say I agree.

I'm evil.

Edit: tags somehow became part of the subject line. Don't know how but whatever.
 

danieldemol

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
I'm burning in Hell fire and facing some sort of bloody altar sacrifice. Religion is definitely for the weak, so I've heard and I'd have to say I agree.

I'm evil.

Edit: tags somehow became part of the subject line. Don't know how but whatever.
Welcome to the RF circus :)
 
Welcome.

Sounds like you will fit in nicely here.
Excellent. I'm typically driven out of and banished from everywhere I go. Hard to believe I might have found a forum where I might last a while.

Last forum were great actually, they tolerated quite a lot of negativity from me.

So anyway, I'm overly some sort of religious and I severely hate it. I know too much.

Knowledge is a faith killer.

I'm in Hell where I've been for a long while (ever) and the boiled blood needa be spilt.

What say ye?
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Excellent. I'm typically driven out of and banished from everywhere I go. Hard to believe I might have found a forum where I might last a while.

Last forum were great actually, they tolerated quite a lot of negativity from me.

So anyway, I'm overly some sort of religious and I severely hate it. I know too much.

Knowledge is a faith killer.

I'm in Hell where I've been for a long while (ever) and the boiled blood needa be spilt.

What say ye?

There are a few people here who might not like your beliefs or might question them. But probably not me. I, for one, welcome our new benefactors.
 

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Excellent. I'm typically driven out of and banished from everywhere I go. Hard to believe I might have found a forum where I might last a while.

Last forum were great actually, they tolerated quite a lot of negativity from me.

So anyway, I'm overly some sort of religious and I severely hate it. I know too much.

Knowledge is a faith killer.

I'm in Hell where I've been for a long while (ever) and the boiled blood needa be spilt.

What say ye?

You "know too much?" Are you a teenager? Anyway, welcome to RF.
 
You "know too much?" Are you a teenager? Anyway, welcome to RF.
No. I'm eternal (I have existed since before the universe exploded into existence). I'm mercilessly old (although I do have a bizarre and abnormal youthfulness about me). In this current incarnation, I am 43 years old.

Yes, I have way too much knowledge. Ecclesiastes 1:18 is an understatement in my world.

Thanks for the welcome. This place is poppin'.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
I can't wait to encounter those who will cause my banishment.
Welcome:)

I see you like to debate, and that's fine. I'd like you to stay, so be careful to familiarize yourself with the debate rules here before you get started. Currently the users of this forum tends toward the liberal or left side, not towards the evangelical/conservative catholic etc side. Our goal is to maintain multiple religions here, so most areas don't allow correcting others opinions with the exception of areas marked 'Debate'. There's a way to keep everything friendly and still say your piece, but the rules are a little different from most forums. When you are new it can feel a little puzzling. We require absolute politeness in debates and infinite patience, as if you were having dinner with King George. If you have a question about which fork is for the salad just ask. Stick around and stick up for your side.

Make friends though. Its less of a debate forum and more of a diplomatic forum, hence the restrictions on debate.
Welcome, and please stop by the Games & Jokes section.
Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories
 

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Excellent. I'm typically driven out of and banished from everywhere I go. Hard to believe I might have found a forum where I might last a while.

Last forum were great actually, they tolerated quite a lot of negativity from me.

So anyway, I'm overly some sort of religious and I severely hate it. I know too much.

Knowledge is a faith killer.

I'm in Hell where I've been for a long while (ever) and the boiled blood needa be spilt.

What say ye?
So how many forums have you been banned from?
 
So how many forums have you been banned from?
I didn't keep count but it's been more often than not. I told you: I AM EVIL.

watch: so I suffer revolting sadistic suicidal torture and so I recently sought out a suicide forum. They happened to have a faith subcategory and so, being exceedingly religious, genetically, which is harrowing and full of grief and misery and despair, I responded to a thread in the faith forum in which a bi/homosexual person wanted to know how to reconcile their sexuality with their faith.

Everyone answered WRONG. They said homosexuality is okay, god loves you and doesn't judge.

I replied: "sorry to interrupt but god said homosexuality is abomination and sin, and we are called into repentance, and god makes clear the consequence for unrepentance in revelation 21:8"

I received a message from a moderator that my post was bullying and mean and judgemental, and she deleted it and then restricted me from posting in that forum.

See? I'm extremely extremely evil.
 
Do-it Do-it { he says while fist pumping in the air }
I'm ready.

It's a perverted reenactment of Saint Agnes. You know her story?

Saint Agnes took a vow of chastity and after refusing marriage to several males who wanted her, she was condemned to live in (of all places) a brothel.

Later, her throat was cut (martyrdom).

Most Saints are cast into Hell where they suffer rape, torture, murder... and demonic possession. They get beat up and then praise God for it. I think it's insane but whatever.

So long story short, my story is very close to Agnes's. The brothel part was fulfilled a decade ago. I have a great big sword that is empowered by "cutthroat" and "blood money" and some other religiously insane principles.

It's a daily dance with pure sadism while GOD, the ultimate perv and voyeur, does nothing but watch.
 
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