Oh, the ones who grew up in a church,
went teenage on us, and decided they
are atheists.
Later, when the regress to type, they will some
of them be preachers who will make the most
of their little pranks and indiscretions.
"Yes, I, I who stand before you now (flapping a
softcover bible) I know sin, the Devil's dark ways
and the power of the LORD to redeem!!
For Lo, I was the greatest of sinners, in the
thrall of the Great Deceiver, yes, I was an
atheist, a lover of sin and all that is vile!
But in his infinite Mercy, the LORD reached
down into the very pit of hell where I reveled
in my lust, and I, disgusting creature that I
was, filthy with every sin and vice, I took
His hand, and he uplifted me!" (etc)