Poetry Contest! Win A Prize!

[Revoltingest]

Hitler and Hillary sittin' in a tree
Trump shows up with AOC

There were several good entries.
Tough to choose, what with multiple mentions of chocolate & bacon.
We have a winner!
Despite being disqualified, his poem was short.
Your prize....

 

[Dan From Smithville]

There were several good entries.
Tough to choose, what with multiple mentions of chocolate & bacon.
We have a winner!
Despite being disqualified, his poem was short.
Your prize....

I lost track and wondered if a winner had been declared. Nice choice. Controversial, hopeful, topical, efficient and thumbs his nose at the rule book as any true artist must.

Who got second prize?

 

[Revoltingest]

I lost track and wondered if a winner had been declared. Nice choice. Controversial, hopeful, topical, efficient and thumbs his nose at the rule book as any true artist must.

Who got second prize?

Everyone else.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Everyone else.

So how does this work? Picture by message or mail? How do we know it is real picture of you without a hat and not some knockoff?

 

[Revoltingest]

So how does this work? Picture by message or mail? How do we know it is real picture of you without a hat and not some knockoff?

Alas, the contest has ended.
You could start a new one, eh?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Alas, the contest has ended.
You could start a new one, eh?

So we had to claim second prize in a certain window of time and missed it. Drat. Foiled again.

Probably can't set up my own. No second prize. You know the problem rabbits have with hats. Besides everybody can see me--has seen me--without one.

 

[Revoltingest]

So we had to claim second prize in a certain window of time and missed it. Drat. Foiled again.

Probably can't set up my own. No second prize. You know the problem rabbits have with hats. Besides everybody can see me--has seen me--without one.

You can still post your poetry.
I bet you'll win 2nd prize.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You can still post your poetry.
I bet you'll win 2nd prize.

Not for the poem
that just popped out my mind.
That's not a hat.
You can't do that.
The mods opined.

 

[The Anointed]

If you're gonna use this toilet mate
I think you should forget it
For though I used the odor eater
I think the odor eat it.​

 

[The Anointed]

God is perfect
Man is not
Man made pis
But God made pot.