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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
02 was an especially good year for me as it was the year I broke free of the shackles of evangelicism that had been poisoning me for so many years (though it may have been 03).
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
If there is reincarnation, I must have been a very terrible person as sex for/with me is destructive to the psyche of all involved, all because things don't match up down there the way my brain is wired. I get frustrated and pissed, they get to take a hefty blow to their sexual cinfidence.
....perhaps i have a new weapon at my disposal - for now at least.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Guys this is an unusually rainy May.:cyclone::cyclone::cyclone::cyclone:
What about in the US? Is it raining too across the ocean?

Well, let me put it this way..... would you happen to know how long a cubit is and do you have any spare Ark plans laying around...oh...and what exactly is Gopher wood.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
please...Wu Wei...you reminded me of the folks who still believe in the biblical myths in 2019. it's depressing...:p
 
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Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Guys what is the difference between the Bible and a fairy tales books?


That the fairy tales book has colorful pictures in it.:p:p:p:p
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
I read that....and it leaves me with one question.....what is gofer wood
They mean beaver wood. The beavers bring Noah wood. That's how he gets his wood. Nature's first lumberjacks. Its not that hard to figure out.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
They mean beaver wood. The beavers bring Noah wood. That's how he gets his wood. Nature's first lumberjacks. Its not that hard to figure out.
Just repeat the following 100 times and all will be clear:

“The Story of Esaw Wood”

Esaw Wood sawed wood.

Esaw Wood would saw wood!

All the wood Esaw Wood saw Esaw Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esaw saw to saw Esaw sought to saw.

Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And oh, the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood.

But one day Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s wood-saw would saw wood.

Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esaw sought a saw that would saw wood.

One day Esaw saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood.

In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esaw Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.

Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.

Oh, the wood the wood-saw Wood saw would saw!

Oh, the wood Wood’s woodshed would shed when Wood would saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood!

Finally, no man may ever know how much wood the wood-saw Wood saw would saw, if the wood-saw Wood saw would saw all the wood the wood-saw Wood saw would saw.

— W.E. Southwick
 
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