Who Else Misreads Posters' Monikers?

[Revoltingest]

TailgateMonster
is actually...
TagliatelliMonster

I've been reading "Tailgate Monster" ever since his joining.

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

TailgateMonster
is actually...
TagliatelliMonster

I've been reading "Tailgate Monster" ever since his joining.

And I've been reading your name as "revol tin gest" As in a revolving piece of tin who's a guest somewhere.

 

[Revoltingest]

And I've been reading your name as "revol tin gest" As in a revolving piece of tin who's a guest somewhere.

That's accurate enuf.

 

[dybmh]

I've been reading:

Soda

It's actually

Sooda

 

[Revoltingest]

I've been reading:

Soda

It's actually

Sooda

l've sounded out yours as "dib' muh"

I think that means "weasel shaver" in some Arabic dialect.

 

[Kenny]

I've been reading Skwim as Squirm - it must be my southern drawl

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

I've been reading Skwim as Squirm

I've been reading "KenS" as "Ken's" ... likely because we have a local pizza place named "Ken's Pizza" and it's the absolute best pizza anywhere..... I realize you likely meant "Ken" "S"

 

[Revoltingest]

I've been reading Skwim as Squirm - it must be my southern drawl

You mean it's not "Squirm"?

 

[Rival]

TailgateMonster
is actually...
TagliatelliMonster

I've been reading "Tailgate Monster" ever since his joining.

I did exactly this.

 

[Kenny]

I've been reading "KenS" as "Ken's" ... likely because we have a local pizza place named "Ken's Pizza" and it's the absolute best pizza anywhere..... I realize you likely meant "Ken" "S"

Do you know that I really DON'T KNOW WHY it is KenS? Must be my age! or Ken... SSSSURPRISE! For the life of me, I don't know how that came about.

 

[Revoltingest]

I did exactly this.

It must be a sign of keen intelligence.

 

[dybmh]

I read:

Father Heaven

But it's actually Father Heathen

edit: But I read his posts in the voice of Krusty the Clown.

 

[Rival]

For the longest time I read,

Nai-kid-ap-ey

For @Naykidape.

It's because I hate the Great Vowel Shift and also refuse to acknowledge silent e.

 

[dybmh]

I read:

Jacket

But it's actually Jaiket.

 

[Enoch07]

I've been reading Skwim as Squirm - it must be my southern drawl

For the longest time I read Skwim as Skyrim.

My nerdiness has betrayed me!

 

[David1967]

I've been reading:

Soda

It's actually

Sooda

Me too. I thought they were misspelling "soda".

 

[Brickjectivity]

I've been reading "KenS" as "Ken's" ... likely because we have a local pizza place named "Ken's Pizza" and it's the absolute best pizza anywhere..... I realize you likely meant "Ken" "S"

Me, too. "Ken's lunchbox." "Ken's trans-am." "Ken's apocalypse."

 

[Brickjectivity]

For the longest time I read,

Nai-kid-ap-ey

For @Naykidape.

It's because I hate the Great Vowel Shift and also refuse to acknowledge silent e.

I never do read Quagmire as Quackmire, but one has to wonder if that was his intent.

 

[dybmh]

I never do read Quagmire as Quackmire, but one has to wonder if that was his intent.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I read his posts in the voice of Krusty the Clown.

I didn't, but it's gonna be hard to resist now...!