Skwim
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God Threatened Me, So I Stopped A Tornado
God Threatened Me, So I Stopped A Tornado
Simple question for Christian “prophets” who claim to have the power to control tornadoes: Why aren’t you stopping the ones that end up devastating towns and killing people? It’s like saying you have the power to heal diseases, but only for the people who pay money for your live events. Shady…
That claim was made yesterday by “seasoned prophet of God” Bobby Connor, who said on The Jim Bakker Show that he once stopped a tornado cold.
“And so, here’s what happened,” Connor said. “The Lord said, ‘Bobby, if you don’t get up and rebuke his tornado, I’m going to send a tornado, blow the building away, hurt a lot of people and hold you responsible’ … So I got up and prophesied to the winds and you can [see] it, it’s in the film on the Weather Channel. When the prayer goes up to bind the tornado, the tornado is coming down like that, it stops in midair, reverses its rotation, goes up back up. The world record people said that it had [only] happened one other time in human history.”
“Isn’t that amazing?” he said.
It is amazing. Very amazing. I’m especially amazed that God, doing his best Mafia Boss impersonation, threatened to “hurt a lot of people” unless Connor rebuked God’s creation… and said Connor would be blamed for God’s attack if he didn’t obey.
#2
All It Takes Is A Little Salt, Kerosene, And Bed Sheets
By the way, Connor also told this bananas story involving a graphic injury, bodily organs falling out of him, and a miracle cure involving… salt. And kerosene. Really. Even Jim Bakker couldn’t believe it — and that guy will believe anything if you say God had a hand in it.
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That claim was made yesterday by “seasoned prophet of God” Bobby Connor, who said on The Jim Bakker Show that he once stopped a tornado cold.
“Isn’t that amazing?” he said.
#2
All It Takes Is A Little Salt, Kerosene, And Bed Sheets
I would have put this in the Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories forum, but this is serious stuff folks.
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