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Unofficial Pre-Presidential Race Poll

Do you support our presidential conquest?


  • Total voters
    9

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!
I remember being promised the position of Secretary of State, but now I hear you have offered it to Chris Christie. Are you serious? You must have dirt on him. I'll give you some dirt on me. C'mon, man!
 

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
I remember being promised the position of Secretary of State, but now I hear you have offered it to Chris Christie. Are you serious? You must have dirt on him. I'll give you some dirt on me. C'mon, man!
He made me an offer I couldn't refuse: a lifetime supply of Chipotle gift cards. Nothing personal.
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!


Yadda Yadda! I could possibly answer this poll. Conquest?!?!?! What an exercise in over the top hyperbole!
 

Subduction Zone

Veteran Member
Yadda Yadda! I could possibly answer this poll. Conquest?!?!?! What an exercise in over the top hyperbole!
To "complete" the election some military action may be necessary. I heard through the grapevine that our two intrepid candidates were stocking up on fish past its expiration date for just such a contingency.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yadda Yadda! I could possibly answer this poll. Conquest?!?!?! What an exercise in over the top hyperbole!
What hyperbole?
Quetzal strikes me as entirely reasonable....perhaps even a bit too restrained.
We're also thinking that you're the perfect candidate for Minister Of Creationism.
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
To "complete" the election some military action may be necessary. I heard through the grapevine that our two intrepid candidates were stocking up on fish past its expiration date for just such a contingency.

Sounds like Minnesotans hordding Lutefisk in response to impending end of the world. No expiration date except the end of the millennium.
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
When Quetzal & I take over the country,
Trump & Pence will be out on their ears.
The path is cleared for you to join.

If this happens you will take the throne on the right hand Quetzal. You can ban Creationism subject to beheading by obsidian axes, Careful those beautiful feathers are razor sharp, and lesser beings are subject to human sacrifice.
 

suncowiam

Well-Known Member
As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!

Only problem is if you get assassinated then we're stuck with * you know who *.
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!
You didn't say God bless America or put an AMEN! on it. How can I vote if you didn't act like a Christian even if you are not?
 
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