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If one is to be addicted to something,
one cannot do better than bacon.
Yes, yes one could...much, MUCH better....
Bacon is a greasy, vile, carcinogen that has been forced upon us through a massive propaganda campaign.....it...is....pure....evil
More for me.. I don't think I could live without a BLT.
Guess who is caught on camera stealing discarded bacon....
Thou doth protest too much, Yogi.I was not stealing discarded bacon.... that was from last year, and you know it...ya propagandist, I was talking your house away as an April fools prank....wait until this years prank....its a doozy
What sets me smile'n & quake'n?
Tis one thing, & there's no mistake'n
which snack can't be beat
on toasted whole wheat,
with mayo, tomaters and bacon!
Thou doth protest too much, Yogi.
Speaking of the Caesar salad....I'm told you can eat bacon on the Adkins diet along with as much Caesar Salad as you can hold.
If one is to be addicted to something,
one cannot do better than bacon.
- It tastes better than heroin.
- It has no risk of contracting an STD.
- It's cheaper than gambling.
- It smells better than smoking.
About the video....
Many people discovering the joys of bacon doesn't mean
there's a conspiracy. That would no more be true than
teenagers devising a conspiracy to want sex.
So don't be gullible. Fight the anti-baconites!
Speaking of the Caesar salad....
The anchovy is "bacon of the sea",
while bacon is the "landchovy".
Do you know that most eateries don't put anchovies on Caesar salads?
It's true! There should be prison sentences.
I bet when you go out to eat you order non-GMO gluten-freeANCHOVIES!!!!! Those are also disgusting......and should only be served with a side of Beta blockers
I bet when you go out to eat you order non-GMO gluten-free
conflict-free organic steamed tofu with a side of extra bland.
Speaking of the Caesar salad....
The anchovy is "bacon of the sea",
while bacon is the "landchovy".
Do you know that most eateries don't put anchovies on Caesar salads?
It's true! There should be prison sentences.
ANCHOVIES!!!!! Those are also disgusting......and should only be served with a side of Beta blockers
No dear, you just mash up one anchovy with lemon juice and an egg whisk in a little good olive oil and vinegar. It makes a very nice dressing for a robust salad.