Spiderman
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When a male tarantula reaches adulthood, he spins a small patch of silk. He deposits sperm on the silk, and then sucks up the fluid into the tips of his pedipalps. He's now ready to breed.
He deposits sperm on the silk (without the help of a horny female). In other words, he masturbates. Not to mention he has eight hands to touch himself.
Usually, when a male approaches a female to mate, she rears up and opens her fangs as if threatened. He reaches up and secures her fangs with the hooks on his front legs, then inserts his sperm-loaded pedipalps into her genital openings on the underside of her abdomen.
I caught my salmon pink bird eater masturbating in his rotten log. He actually spun webs on both entrances to have some privacy. He was so pissed at me for ruining his act of self-soothing. that he ran out of the log with arms in the air and showing off his fangs. Experts claim that species has fangs that are as large as cheetahs claws . I vouch for that, and it draws blood.
You should have seen how fast he came shooting out of his dark bungalow. But he didn't get me this time.
My salmon pink spider is growing so fast. He's molting and changing colors. He did not have a single pink hair when I bought him. Now he has many , and such transfornation took place in less than a day.
His abdomen now qualifies as obese for a male of this species. I kid you not, I rudely invited myself into his house of silk, wood, and Spidey soil , and whatever.
I saw severed cockroach heads, dismembered limbs, pieces of shell that were once part of a dismembered torso, and liquified organs (spider venom liquefies its preys insides, organs, and tissue , sucking it out and leaving an empty shell).
(This spider is named Jeffrey Dahmer now) He insists on making balls of soil covered in web and full of decapitated heads, limbs and chunks of torso. It gives him some sort of reward.
I saw his fat *** finish a meal that was roughly one third his body weight. Then a giant hissing cockroach stumbled in to his wooden house today. He wasn't even hungry. So what does he do?
He puts the roach on it's back. covers the roach in silk, soil, and the remains of his past victims, all drenched in what appears to be spider semen.
But does he quickly off his victims?. No! He doesn't bite them when not hungry. He rather covers them in a Cocoon of silk, soil , and sperm (okay, maybe it isnt sperm, but after handling one of those silk and soil tombs, I noticed it was drenched in a fluid resembling semen ).
They shall be in discomfort , frustration, and agony day and night
After a big meal like that, the spider could go like six weeks without wanting to eat anything. So, cockroaches are very Hardy tough cookies, so it could be weeks of struggling In vain against a Cocoon of web, soil, and body parts.
Back to his sexuality. Despite his pink hairs, I'm convinced that he's not gay. However, he has never had a girlfriend. The only adult spider woman he met was his mother (most likely.)
He doesn't know the first thing about talking to girls. His father was never there for him because his mother ate him. (Female spiders often eat the male after they knock her up.). Her partners either give her great sex or they become a great meal to compensate.
That's all folks. Just pray that Jeff will receive the grace of empathy as well as a girlfriend.
If you have a female pink salmon, I'll buy ger for 150 dollars.
He deposits sperm on the silk (without the help of a horny female). In other words, he masturbates. Not to mention he has eight hands to touch himself.
Usually, when a male approaches a female to mate, she rears up and opens her fangs as if threatened. He reaches up and secures her fangs with the hooks on his front legs, then inserts his sperm-loaded pedipalps into her genital openings on the underside of her abdomen.
I caught my salmon pink bird eater masturbating in his rotten log. He actually spun webs on both entrances to have some privacy. He was so pissed at me for ruining his act of self-soothing. that he ran out of the log with arms in the air and showing off his fangs. Experts claim that species has fangs that are as large as cheetahs claws . I vouch for that, and it draws blood.
You should have seen how fast he came shooting out of his dark bungalow. But he didn't get me this time.
My salmon pink spider is growing so fast. He's molting and changing colors. He did not have a single pink hair when I bought him. Now he has many , and such transfornation took place in less than a day.
His abdomen now qualifies as obese for a male of this species. I kid you not, I rudely invited myself into his house of silk, wood, and Spidey soil , and whatever.
I saw severed cockroach heads, dismembered limbs, pieces of shell that were once part of a dismembered torso, and liquified organs (spider venom liquefies its preys insides, organs, and tissue , sucking it out and leaving an empty shell).
(This spider is named Jeffrey Dahmer now) He insists on making balls of soil covered in web and full of decapitated heads, limbs and chunks of torso. It gives him some sort of reward.
I saw his fat *** finish a meal that was roughly one third his body weight. Then a giant hissing cockroach stumbled in to his wooden house today. He wasn't even hungry. So what does he do?
He puts the roach on it's back. covers the roach in silk, soil, and the remains of his past victims, all drenched in what appears to be spider semen.
But does he quickly off his victims?. No! He doesn't bite them when not hungry. He rather covers them in a Cocoon of silk, soil , and sperm (okay, maybe it isnt sperm, but after handling one of those silk and soil tombs, I noticed it was drenched in a fluid resembling semen ).
They shall be in discomfort , frustration, and agony day and night
After a big meal like that, the spider could go like six weeks without wanting to eat anything. So, cockroaches are very Hardy tough cookies, so it could be weeks of struggling In vain against a Cocoon of web, soil, and body parts.
Back to his sexuality. Despite his pink hairs, I'm convinced that he's not gay. However, he has never had a girlfriend. The only adult spider woman he met was his mother (most likely.)
He doesn't know the first thing about talking to girls. His father was never there for him because his mother ate him. (Female spiders often eat the male after they knock her up.). Her partners either give her great sex or they become a great meal to compensate.
That's all folks. Just pray that Jeff will receive the grace of empathy as well as a girlfriend.
If you have a female pink salmon, I'll buy ger for 150 dollars.
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