The Random Useless Announcements Thread

[sun rise]

The load in the dryer is still wet.

 

[Wirey]

The load in the dryer is still wet.

But the load on the sheets has dried.

 

[Revoltingest]

I won't follow that one.

 

[sun rise]

I won't follow that one.

Not even with a "three sheets to the wind"?

 

[Revoltingest]

"Sheet" is a measure word for "paper".

 

[Brickjectivity]

The load in the dryer is still wet.

In cold weather its not such a big deal, but in warm weather you'd better wash them again with a little bit of vinegar to get rid of the mildew.

 

[Revoltingest]

SNAP: Man throws Christmas ham at woman in argument over dinner...

 

[Rival]

Dance til you're dead.

 

[Jedster]

Woman falls backwards into a bacon slicer. It was a disarseder.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nepi the whale enjoys swimming with humans...

 

[sun rise]

It's a good thing whales are not large creature carnivores.

 

[Revoltingest]

Whales are often big.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

They are only man eating sharks.

 

[Revoltingest]

'I will drink your blood': Rappers take feud to ring...

 

[savagewind]

Candied popcorn

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm making another bootable thumb drive

 

[Wu Wei]

They are only man eating sharks.

 

[savagewind]

I think I can feel the sugar in my blood.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm making another bootable thumb drive

I use those.

 

[savagewind]

I ate the biggest woopie pie too. I'm still alive.