Inspired by this thread: Things Rarely Seen Anymore
One of my old favorites:
An airline pilot radios to the tower and asks for the local time. The tower radios back:
"What airline are you?"
"What difference does it make?"
"Well, if you're United Airlines, it's 1:00pm. If you're TWA, it's 1300 hours. If you're Allegheny, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1."
One of my old favorites:
An airline pilot radios to the tower and asks for the local time. The tower radios back:
"What airline are you?"
"What difference does it make?"
"Well, if you're United Airlines, it's 1:00pm. If you're TWA, it's 1300 hours. If you're Allegheny, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1."