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Does Santa Spread Disease?

Welcome Santa?

  • Keep Away Santa

  • Bring me the goods, Achoo.


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Kemosloby

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Every year Santa travels the globe bringing toys to the girls and boys, but is that all he brings? Coming in contact with so many people Santa is sure to spread cold and flu, not to mention a few deer ticks. Is it worth it?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I voted yes on the assumption that I've been good enough for Santa to bring me many large denomination bills, bitcoin, stocks&bonds in recompense. What's a few sniffles compared to serious wealth!
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
I heard he's taken measures to allay the spread of germs...

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Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Meh, I work in a hospital. I've had all my shots. :D
So those mean old hospitals won't let you have any more? I'm sorry about that.:( Man, you work in a hospital and you still can't get any more shots.
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
I'm pretty sure that is photoshop'd. No way you really went to the NP and took that...unless you are connected?

You kiddin'? Santa and I go way back...to that night I caught him and mom making out under the mistletoe.

Every few years in November, he picks me up and takes me through a dry run of his route. That night in 2011 was a night to remember! :tongueclosed:
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
You kiddin'? Santa and I go way back...to that night I caught him and mom making out under the mistletoe.

Every few years in November, he picks me up and takes me through a dry run of his route. That night in 2011 was a night to remember! :tongueclosed:
Santa flies drunk?
 

Aldrnari

Active Member
So those mean old hospitals won't let you have any more? I'm sorry about that.:( Man, you work in a hospital and you still can't get any more shots.

I guess I could have more shots if I truly wanted them (for diseases I would never get), but I personally don't enjoy being a human pin cushion. :D

But hey, freebies are freebies, I guess!
 
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