a tough nut to crack
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Roses are red.
Walnuts are black.
He smokes the latter.
Says it's like crack.
Walnuts are black.
He smokes the latter.
Says it's like crack.
Hoses are green
diamonds are blue
even ketchup
couldn't give taste to you
diamonds are blue
even ketchup
couldn't give taste to you
Her favorite spectator sport is Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Your hemorrhoids too
Thus you're renamed
Edgar Allen Poo
Roses are red
Your hemorrhoids too
Thus you're renamed
Edgar Allen Poo
This person just cannot find a pier short enough for their long strolls.
Shut your bacon hole.
I'd call you a "fabulist", but you'd get all excited over being called "fabulous".
He thinks insult is a sport, because his parents used to practice on him in front of his friends.
He invented those commercials where some woman pours a blue liquid on personal products.
He's jealous of the residuals I still get from those commercials.
It's why I don't need to work anymore!
It's why I don't need to work anymore!
Why do mosquitoes always buzz in people's ears?
His parents were too poor to buy him an ant farm.
So he started a mosquito ranch.
He was no good at herding them, & was nearly crushed in a stampede.
So he started a mosquito ranch.
He was no good at herding them, & was nearly crushed in a stampede.
He stages numerous noisy protests against my circus, claiming that the fleas shouldn't be exploited
for human amusement. Give it a rest, Booboo.....everyone is tired of hearing "Free the fleas!", &
especially "Fleas are people too!".
for human amusement. Give it a rest, Booboo.....everyone is tired of hearing "Free the fleas!", &
especially "Fleas are people too!".
His secret shameful passion is reading bodice rippers.