RF Cryptid and UFO Sightings

[Debater Slayer]

Report RF cryptid and UFO sightings here.

• Near Games/Pics/Jokes/Stories: Revoltisaurus spotted trying to steal a stash of bacon before viciously ambushing a Tereseratops. However, he breathed grease at ADigitalArtist's lens right before running away, wasting another opportunity for the first photographic evidence of his existence to silence the skeptical masses.

• Near Science and Technology: A @Quetzal was reportedly seen attempting to park a space shuttle in the middle of the street. However, he got a ticket and left Earth while shouting profanities aimed at the human race as a result.

• Near the Amish DIR: @A Greased Scotsman was heard trying to preach Heathenry to the population of the DIR in a siren-like voice. Nobody was close enough to take photos, however... not even the DIR members.

Any other fishy activity on the forum?

 

[Quetzal]

• Near Science and Technology: A @Quetzal was reportedly seen attempting to park a space shuttle in the middle of the street. However, he got a ticket and left Earth while shouting profanities aimed at the human race as a result.

And who could blame me? There were no signs or local laws that forbid the parking of space vehicles! I didn't have time to get a decal, I was in a hurry! But did they care? Noooooooope.

 

[sun rise]

There was a security breach and the knowledge that dogs are the true rulers of humanity was given away in the short story "Into Your Tent I'll Creep" by Eric Frank Russell. Fortunately it was not believed which means that our rule continues.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Revoltisaurus spotted trying to steal a stash of bacon before viciously ambushing a Tereseratops. However, he breathed grease at ADigitalArtist's lens right before running away, wasting another opportunity for the first photographic evidence of his existence to silence the skeptical masses.

Fortunately, I was able to do a quick sketch to depict the Revoltisaurus. The name is a bit of a misnomer, however, as R. uncto is a basal synapsid, not a true dinosaur. Beware @Revoltingest, they are temperamental, snarky and...greasy.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Fortunately, I was able to do a quick sketch to depict the Revoltisaurus. The name is a bit of a misnomer, however, as R. uncto is a basal synapsid, not a true dinosaur. Beware @Revoltingest, they are temperamental, snarky and...greasy.

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That's a brilliant sketch. Got a good giggle out of me.