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New End Times Countdown

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Make sure to skip forward to minute 21 for the explanation of the astronomically pregnant woman. I would have posted this somewhere else like religious debates, but its just too funny and horrible. Honestly its upsetting to me, but also funny kind of like if I fell down the stairs. If I fell down the stairs you would laugh, and I would understand.

September 23, 2017. Be Afraid!
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Wondered where the fellows were after every end time prediction failed right on schedule.

It's good to see them back. Including the niburu folks who strangely enough have the same date. I was getting bored with nothing much to do. Now the fun can begin all over again.

Like the holidays.

Merry end times everyone!!! May there be eggnog and presents.

Ample supply of fruitcakes available.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Now I know what I've been missing for quite a while - another end times date. If by some chance he's right, at least I'll avoid another winter.

We should have an RF good-bye party the day before.
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
But, he's got a whiteboard - and a tie. This man should definitely be taken seriously with those impressive credentials.
 

osgart

Nothing my eye, Something for sure
they did these timeline chalkboards back in 1999. every five years they get hyped about the rapture.

that doors been knocking for 100 years.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
"Oh, Jesus Christ!" I initially thought seeing that yet another moron is predicting the end of the world (anyone willing to take a bet he's wrong?). It got me wondering, would Jesus have thought "Oh, me!" as he facepalms?
But, since my birthday is a few days after, I need to kidnap this guy and do a little extortion to hold this end of the world off for about a week.
 

Muslim-UK

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Make sure to skip forward to minute 21 for the explanation of the astronomically pregnant woman.

September 23, 2017. Be Afraid!
Not that people should be star gazing as it's forbidden, but as you brought it up:

It won't be the Rapture and it won't be the return of Jesus pbuh. It will likely be the birth of the Anti-Christ or if he's already here, he'll likely let himself be known to the World.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Not that people should be star gazing as it's forbidden, but as you brought it up:

It won't be the Rapture and it won't be the return of Jesus pbuh. It will likely be the birth of the Anti-Christ or if he's already here, he'll likely let himself be known to the World.
Ok, but if you're wrong you are going to be sooo embarrassed! I'm going to laugh at you if its Jesus.
 

Muslim-UK

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Ok, but if you're wrong you are going to be sooo embarrassed! I'm going to laugh at you if its Jesus.
Impossible for it to be Jesus pbuh, as you say, we have to wait and see. Let me ask though, if it's some one purporting to be the Messiah, will you be hopping on a plane to go and meet him?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Impossible for it to be Jesus pbuh, as you say, we have to wait and see. Let me ask though, if it's some one purporting to be the Messiah, will you be hopping on a plane to go and meet him?
Seriously speaking even if Jesus calls me on the telephone, reads my mind, does miracles and tells me he is Jesus I will have to soberly point out to him "Brother, you said not to listen to people who say look here he is or there he is. That means I will not listen to you. You also said you wanted us to keep working." If I show up on an airplane he will immediately know that I am a lazy good for nothing with too much time on my hands, and he will ask me questions like "Why are you so fat?" and "How have you been spending your time?" Speaking unseriously: He might also say "You look like that fellow who made the video."
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Make sure to skip forward to minute 21 for the explanation of the astronomically pregnant woman. I would have posted this somewhere else like religious debates, but its just too funny and horrible. Honestly its upsetting to me, but also funny kind of like if I fell down the stairs. If I fell down the stairs you would laugh, and I would understand.

September 23, 2017. Be Afraid!


For all those believers in this rapture artist, i am quite willing to take your money and put it to good use.
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Well, when it's all said and done at the end of the day, one thing still rings true from it all.

Everyone needs a hobby.
 

Muslim-UK

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Why should non-Muslims refrain from star-gazing if it's forbidden to Muslims?
I'm pretty sure both Jews and Christians are forbidden from stargazing too. It is idolatry.
Rather than putting your trust in God alone, people are looking to the stars and interpreting 'signs' for guidance. The Vatican has its own observatory with a Telescope aptly named Lucifer, how wrong does that sound?!
 
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