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Atheists Don't Exist.

Jeremiahcp

Well-Known Jerk
Atheists don't exist, you have no hard evidence and everyone that says they don't have a belief in God is either just confused or lying.
 

Kuzcotopia

If you can read this, you are as lucky as I am.
I think atheists are just angry at god and want to sin. Secretly, they believe in him.
 

Jeremiahcp

Well-Known Jerk
I think atheists are just angry at god and want to sin. Secretly, they believe in him.

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Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Of course atheists actually know that there is a god. They just try to pretend that there isn't one, so that they can do whatever they want: drugs, sex, LARPing, vegetable gardening, etc. Whatever sick things their twisted minds come up with.
 

sovietchild

Well-Known Member
Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam
 

CogentPhilosopher

Philosophy Student
You got me.....

I actually do believe in Lord Helix!

Praise be the Helix Fossil!!!!!!!!!

Lord Helix fainted for our sins!!!!!! Seek his prophet Bird Jesus and avoid Flareon the Deceiver who rejected the aspect of water and took the aspect of fire!!!!!!

All hail anarchy and the Helix Fossil! Beware the agents of Domeacracy founded by the Dome Fossil!!!!!!!!!

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CogentPhilosopher

Philosophy Student
Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam

This is in the joke section btw.

Though tbf the idea is pretty humorous.
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam

Yeah, he said a lot of silly things.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The US military has an atheist symbol that can be placed on gravestones. This proves that the US military does not exist and we're all having a bad dream.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Atheists are truly people of integrity that I admire when they choose to walk the straight and narrow with no thought of reward or consequence or any future life.
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
To be honest, I'm pretty skeptical that there are many, if any, people who truly and genuinely, with full awareness and cognitive faculty, actually believe that "god" exists. It's obvious that most "believers" have such unexamined and unquestioned beliefs as to render the concept of belief basically meaningless. However, the only people I've encountered who seem to clearly and fully believe in god's existence, seem to be people who are psychologically imbalanced to one degree or another.
 

CogentPhilosopher

Philosophy Student
Atheists are truly people of integrity that I admire when they choose to walk the straight and narrow with no thought of reward or consequence or any future life.

To be honest, I'm pretty skeptical that there are many, if any, people who truly and genuinely, with full awareness and cognitive faculty, actually believe that "god" exists. It's obvious that most "believers" have such unexamined and unquestioned beliefs as to render the concept of belief basically meaningless. However, the only people I've encountered who seem to clearly and fully believe in god's existence, seem to be people who are psychologically imbalanced to one degree or another.

These are some great posts.... But this is a JOKE thread.

It might be a good habit to see what section we are in before posting.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
I suggest you make a diagram and use some colorful highlighting and authoritative quotations. A spreadsheet would not be unappreciated.
 
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