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What would your profession be in heaven?

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Your job in heaven will be to lick all of the 9-volt batteries to make sure they have a charge.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
In heaven, batteries would never lose a charge.
Duh!
So the job would be largely a ceremonial one (for the prestige).
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Your job in heaven will be to pinch people who don't believe they're awake.
 
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