What would your profession be in heaven?

[ametist]

Lets say we all got to heaven and it turns out that we have to pick a job there.

it is guaranteed that you will have all the needed talents for you to perform the job you want.

So what is yours?

I am a japanese garden designer! I am working all the day in the gardens. Didnt know heaven was so tiring
but it worths really.

https://www.google.com.tr/search?q=...&sqi=2&ved=0CBwQsAQ&biw=1438&bih=708&dpr=0.95

 

[Phil25]

Politician or Diplomat. Historian sounds good too.

 

[ametist]

Politician or Diplomat. Historian sounds good too.

No you arent allowed. you support israel

ok, post the pitures of your work now. so we get a better understanding.

 

[4consideration]

I would be an attorney. This would be necessary, since all the other attorneys would be in...um, court... already.

 

[ametist]

i would be an attorney. This would be necessary, since all the other attorneys would be in...um, court... Already.

lol.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd be a cloud landscaper.
And in Heaven the toilets never clog.

 

[LuisDantas]

So what is yours?

Liaison to hell, I hope. It would be a most honored and needed duty.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhicitta

It is hoped of Buddhists that they will dwell in Helll after they die, so that they may teach and learn how to dissolve the mental poisons.

 

[LuisDantas]

I would be an attorney. This would be necessary, since all the other attorneys would be in...um, court... already.

Do you want me to carry any mail?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I would be the Coca Cola vending machine guy in heaven.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'd be the weatherman, and I'd say, "Perfect weather again today."

 

[Twilight Hue]

Winetaster.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Philosopher or theologian.

 

[Revoltingest]

I think I'd also like to publish an atheist newsletter in Heaven.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your job in heaven will be to lick all of the 9-volt batteries to make sure they have a charge.

 

[Revoltingest]

In heaven, batteries would never lose a charge.
Duh!
So the job would be largely a ceremonial one (for the prestige).

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Actually, I'd most rather be an astronaut...

 

[Thana]

Party Planner

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your job in heaven will be to pinch people who don't believe they're awake.

 

[Wirey]

Sadly, I'd sell life insurance.

 

[Wirey]

I think I'd also like to publish an atheist newsletter in Heaven.

Comment of the week, right there!