Wirey
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This is just for fun, so go to Hell with your negativity, you liberal slime bags!
10. Every 28 days, the world is gripped in fierce negotiations.
9. The navy announces they can’t find the money for their new ship, the U.S.S. Whitewater
8. Hairstyles created after 1987 are outlawed.
7. All media outlets are banned from printing the word “Benghazi”.
6. Sarah Palin has a drunken press conference where she states “Really? Are you f%^$ing kidding me?”
5. The South secedes again, but this time they mean it.
4. Gmail stock skyrockets.
3. Presidential fiat issued stating that donating money to the Republicans may no longer be referred to as “Getting Lewinskied”.
2. US Government issues $50,000,000 ad campaign explaining that the Secretary of State isn’t really a secretarial job.
And the number one sign Hillary just got elected President is:
1. Bill Clinton has his last name legally changed to ‘Carter’ without his permission.
10. Every 28 days, the world is gripped in fierce negotiations.
9. The navy announces they can’t find the money for their new ship, the U.S.S. Whitewater
8. Hairstyles created after 1987 are outlawed.
7. All media outlets are banned from printing the word “Benghazi”.
6. Sarah Palin has a drunken press conference where she states “Really? Are you f%^$ing kidding me?”
5. The South secedes again, but this time they mean it.
4. Gmail stock skyrockets.
3. Presidential fiat issued stating that donating money to the Republicans may no longer be referred to as “Getting Lewinskied”.
2. US Government issues $50,000,000 ad campaign explaining that the Secretary of State isn’t really a secretarial job.
And the number one sign Hillary just got elected President is:
1. Bill Clinton has his last name legally changed to ‘Carter’ without his permission.