The Terese Challenge

[Terese]

I formally announce The Terese Challenge! Yes you heard right! I will be holding barbaric fights to the death for any and all young RF men who aspire to become my boyfriend. There can be only one, and the other candidates must die. I am serious.

Who will throw in the towel? Who will be the victor? I bet it's @Sunstone; gasp all you want, he's been hiding his true age all the time. He's actually a supple 20 year old dolphin.

Spoiler

This thread is in actuality to celebrate my 2000th post. Sunstone came up with the idea

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

I volunteer as a tribu- uh wait how is it said already... ?

Whatever, fite me ! (/ >°<)/

 

[Sunstone]

Congratulations, Terese, Goddess of the Divine Barbaric Games! May the best and most superior dolphin young man win, and to him -- and to him alone -- may you grant the friendship of your upper thighs!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I think you should make it a drinking contest!

 

[Terese]

I think you should make it a drinking contest!

I guess that could be considered a fight to the death...

 

[Quetzal]

Put me in coach! I'm ready.

 

[BSM1]

Could I have the concessions contract?

 

[Quetzal]

Could I have the concessions contract?

Depends on what flavor of Juicy Juice you will be selling.

 

[Nyiix]

There can be only one, and the other candidates must die.

*Hides under the table*

 

[Revoltingest]

You're too young, & I'm too married.
But congrats on the 2000th post!

 

[Sundance]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....

targets sighted.....

SPIRIT BOMB

 

[Wirey]

How you doin'?

 

[Wirey]

I think you should make it a drinking contest!

But none of that Irish horse urine.

 

[Onyx]

I like blue people.

 

[LuisDantas]

Now, where do I find a cryogenical chamber that may preserve me for thirty years free of charge again?

 

[Terese]

I like blue people.

So asphyxiation is your preferred method of murder? Excellent; i'll write that down.

 

[Onyx]

So asphyxiation is your preferred method of murder? Excellent; i'll write that down.

You crack me up.

 

[Laika]

Congrats @Terese .

...I think I'll stay single a bit longer. @Sunstone has big teeth and claws, although that avatar may be his pet kitty instead.

 

[BSM1]

Depends on what flavor of Juicy Juice you will be selling.

You may have any flavor you wish as long as it's strawberry.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Rawr! Good thing I wore me pirate underoos today!