"Sell the Nukes!" Says Trump

[Laika]

False Alarm. I am just screwing with you.

Politicians want headlines and the media only cares about sales. It's an industry trying to steal your time, your loyalties and your vote. the elections arent even till November so you'll have plenty of time to panic then.

Just because Orson Wells says the Martians are coming on the radio doesn't mean you should believe him. Stop taking things so seriously and go enjoy yourself.

 

[Revoltingest]

False Alarm. I am just screwing with you.

Politicians want headlines and the media only cares about sales. It's an industry trying to steal your time, your loyalties and your vote. the elections arent even till November so you'll have plenty of time to panic then.

Just because Orson Wells says the Martians are coming on the radio doesn't mean you should believe him. Stop taking things so seriously and go enjoy yourself.

Dang you!
I was thinking of buying one.

 

[Augustus]

I thought Obama had already sold them all to commies and 'bad Muslims' so he could afford to provide free abortion clinics in primary schools, compulsory gay sex education for all 3 years olds and replace Air Force 1 with an enormous hot air balloon in the shape of Mullah Omar urinating on the American flag.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

False Alarm. I am just screwing with you.

Politicians want headlines and the media only cares about sales. It's an industry trying to steal your time, your loyalties and your vote. the elections arent even till November so you'll have plenty of time to panic then.

Just because Orson Wells says the Martians are coming on the radio doesn't mean you should believe him. Stop taking things so seriously and go enjoy yourself.

Darn.

Do you know if he was planning on selling them with or without delivery systems?

 

[sun rise]

I can reveal a secret. President Trump will not ask Mexico to build a wall. Instead, he'll drop nukes along the border and separate us from South America with a moat. Then if they are not good in Canukistan, they will follow and the USA will be an island except for Alaska which he'll trade for Ontario.

 

[Wirey]

I already have three. I just need a missile that can reach Revoltistan. I wonder if Kim Jong Schmuck is having a yard sale?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You'll need to launch at least four of Kim's missiles to get one to land anywhere near target, so you need one more warhead if you go with discount delivery systems.

 

[atanu]

I hope it turns true. I will drop one on him.

 

[Revoltingest]

I already have three. I just need a missile that can reach Revoltistan. I wonder if Kim Jong Schmuck is having a yard sale?

Our R&D Department is working on one for you.