RF Dating Profiles!

[Quetzal]

Alright, if you were creating a dating profile on RF, what would the title of your profile be? I have been kicking around...

"Alien looking for probing partner"

"Height shouldn't matter"

"Dr. Penguin willing to hold egg"

and, my personal favorite...

"10 bucks and I lie about how we met"

 

[Laika]

"I was banned from entering the US before Trump made it cool. Fancy a drink?"

"I'm a male feminist: getting you to pay for your half of a meal is just for foreplay."

"Affectionate introvert seeks bad influence and adventure. All races and genders welcome. Looks good in a collar."

"roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm hopeless at love. I hope you are too."

 

[Wu Wei]

Vicious 1000 pound killing machine looking for love

 

[Kuzcotopia]

"Married man looking for platonic mind-cuddle."

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

"I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa "

 

[Wirey]

"I'm incredibly wealthy, but frequently make poor decisions. How you doin'?"

 

[Revoltingest]

Able to be sober with enuf advance notice.
Can inform what's underneath a kilt.
Have never had foot fungus in my mouth.
Remember pi to 2 decimal places.
Remember e to 1 letter.
Faster than a speeding building.....able to leap tall bullets in a single bound.
I can do a great imitation of a cobra flaring its neck.....& I'm not venomous!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Able to be sober with enuf advance notice.
Can inform what's underneath a kilt.
Have never had foot fungus in my mouth.
Remember pi to 2 decimal places.
Remember e to 1 letter.
Faster than a speeding building.....able to leap tall bullets in a single bound.
I can do a great imitation of a cobra flaring its neck.....& I'm not venomous!

Great effort, but i am a little dubious the last sentence is true. Don't verbal barbs count as poisonous these days?

 

[Revoltingest]

Great effort, but i am a little dubious the last sentence is true. Don't verbal barbs count as poisonous these days?

My posts are more of a sedative.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Love can't perish if you embalm it. Free plot and gravestones for your loved ones!

 

[Wirey]

As of 2:00 yesterday afternoon, I'm predominately rash free!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Let me show you how to make $10,000 a week working from home on the internet!

 

[Wirey]

If you start a-sobbin', my junk starts a-throbbin'!

 

[Quetzal]

If you start a-sobbin', my junk starts a-throbbin'!

Is that why you were outside my house last night?!

 

[Wu Wei]

Ten feet of fur covered, bone crushing, rage looking for companionship

 

[Revoltingest]

Looks like Wu found success!

 

[Brickjectivity]

My touch is more stimulating than chocolate. My eyes are heavenly lasers beams. My arms are like steel truncheons. My stomach is like a ship on the ocean, and I'm a gifted poet, too.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I am as smooth as Guinness, but cheaper.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Like rain in the wrong country I'm available if you taxpayers can afford me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Looks like Wu found success!

Yes, Yes I have