Interview Wu Wei

[Revoltingest]

I've started this thread to discover more about esteemed fellow poster, @Wu Wei.
Anyone may ask him questions.

I'll start....
What motivated you to become a bear?
Please tell us about bear privilege.
Boxers, briefs or commando?

 

[Wu Wei]

I've started this thread to discover more about esteemed fellow poster, @Wu Wei.
Anyone may ask him questions.

What motivated you to become a bear?

Well whaddaya know....there are stupid questions after all

Please tell us about bear privilege.

nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Boxers, briefs or commando?

I'm sorry but I am not at all interested in feeding into your homoerotic, bestiality fantasies

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears.....their posts so often need editing.
Usually it's for grammar, but this time it's to fix quote feature problems.

What schooling does the typical bear have?
Do you have any college degrees?

 

[Wu Wei]

Bears.....their posts so often need editing.
Usually it's for grammar, but this time it's to fix quote feature problems.

Yup, done that, were you been...Mr Slow on the uptake

 

[Thief]

So this thread will put the bear on the carpet.....or make a rug out of him!.....

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

What does bear breath smell like?
What is the appeal of those little bicycles/tricycles?

 

[Thief]

I've seen a panda do kung fu style stick tricks.....

How about you Wee Wee?
Can you do kung fu?

 

[Revoltingest]

There is this bear.......

So not all bears are clumsy oafs.

 

[Thief]

whoa.....that's him alright!

but is that a panda?

 

[Wu Wei]

What does bear breath smell like?

It depends on what a bear has eaten before you check......

What is the appeal of those little bicycles/tricycles?

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[Revoltingest]

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[Wu Wei]

I've seen a panda do kung fu style stick tricks.....

How about you Wee Wee?
Can you do kung fu?

Apparently you do not know what you are asking...of course I do Kung Fu.... almost everyone does....but then maybe you are not aware that "Kung Fu" does not mean martial arts....it means hard work...... it was a translation error that was made by a bunch of silly yáng guǐzi

whoa.....that's him alright!

but is that a panda?

no its not a Panda you silly guǐlǎo

That is an Asian black bear...and I taught him everything he knows

 

[Wu Wei]

Nope, still does not ring a bell

 

[Revoltingest]

Typical bear....give'm a trike, & he'll complain about its not having a bell.

Anyway.....
How do you handle matted hair?
What is your favorite claw sharpening technique?

 

[Wu Wei]

How do you handle matted hair?

Never had the problem, but I imagine a quick run to the barbershop would work best

What is your favorite claw sharpening technique?

Good question...but it is hard to explain.....it is much easier if I demonstrate ...come here and I will show you

 

[Jumi]

This might be a bit controversial: how much were you paid to throw this match?

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope, still does not ring a bell

Not all bears are early adopters of hi technology.
Is there a bear equivalent of Amish or Luddite cultures?

 

[Revoltingest]

I expect more posters to join, especially.....
@4consideration
@Wirey

 

[Wu Wei]

This might be a bit controversial: how much were you paid to throw this match?

I have no idea WHAT you are talking about....... nor will my Swiss bankers divulge any info either so QUIT ASKING!!!!