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Fame!

Wirey

Fartist
I was just in a meeting that included a teleconference when a lady in Calgary asked me if I was the same me who pitched for the Knights a million years ago. When I said yes she told me her maiden name and told me we dated briefly. I dated a lot of girls 'briefly' back then (goodbye first marriage!) and don't remember her, but it's nice to know someone remembers me. Now, line up. Autographs, $50!
 

BSM1

What? Me worry?
I was just in a meeting that included a teleconference when a lady in Calgary asked me if I was the same me who pitched for the Knights a million years ago. When I said yes she told me her maiden name and told me we dated briefly. I dated a lot of girls 'briefly' back then (goodbye first marriage!) and don't remember her, but it's nice to know someone remembers me. Now, line up. Autographs, $50!

You'll have to pay more than that, but I appreciate the offer.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The "Knights"?
Hah!
What other big time baseball teams are there in Canuckistan?
- The "Dugongs"
- The "Squires"
- The "Women's Shoe Salesmen".
 
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Mycroft

Ministry of Serendipity
I was just in a meeting that included a teleconference when a lady in Calgary asked me if I was the same me who pitched for the Knights a million years ago. When I said yes she told me her maiden name and told me we dated briefly. I dated a lot of girls 'briefly' back then (goodbye first marriage!) and don't remember her, but it's nice to know someone remembers me. Now, line up. Autographs, $50!

Do you need the money for child maintenance?
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
I was just in a meeting that included a teleconference when a lady in Calgary asked me if I was the same me who pitched for the Knights a million years ago. When I said yes she told me her maiden name and told me we dated briefly. I dated a lot of girls 'briefly' back then (goodbye first marriage!) and don't remember her, but it's nice to know someone remembers me. Now, line up. Autographs, $50!

Pitcher? Huh, I would've pegged you more as a catcher.
 

Wirey

Fartist
<sigh>.....yes......
I was once on a team which rejected the name "Girlymen" as too ambitious for us.
But my fastball was over 40 MPH!

I would have made it to the bigs, but I had a location problem with my fastball. It kept clearing the centerfield fence.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
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What do fame, legwarmers and baseball have in common?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
You know the Bears are a football team, right?
I simply google image searched +Bears +"Leg Warmers" +baseball and gave you the sportingest image returned. It should be plenty good enough, or are you trying to assert that I should have used genuine knowledge instead of a search engine?
 
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