Elton John is Weird.

[Mycroft]

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I wonder if the pictures contain a pair of scotch eggs.

 

[BSM1]

Elton John weird! The devil you say!

 

[Wirey]

In other surprising news, water is now wet!

 

[YmirGF]

Elton who?

 

[Wirey]

Elton who?

Elton John. I think he invented the sequined toilet.

 

[Kathryn]

Elton John. I think he invented the sequined toilet.

That was Liberace. Elton invented the sequined bidet.

 

[Wirey]

That was Liberace. Elton invented the sequined bidet.

Sounds relaxing.

 

[Kathryn]

Sounds relaxing.

Well, I guess it would be to a fartist. You'd turn it into a bubble bath!

 

[Revoltingest]

Sending someone weird videos might make it difficult to enter Americastan?
Hah!
Next time Wirey wants to visit Vegas, I'm sending him some home movies!

 

[BSM1]

Sending someone weird videos might make it difficult to enter Americastan?
Hah!
Next time Wirey wants to visit Vegas, I'm sending him some home movies!

Super 8's forever....