Eclipse and the Rapture

[Left Coast]

Apparently some Christians are under the impression that the Rapture will happen tomorrow in conjunction with the solar eclipse.

The 2024 eclipse and the rapture

This isn’t the first time that topic has made the rounds on social media.

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Are you prepping?

 

[sun rise]

Some "Christians" don't believe what the Bible tells them.

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm ready. Even though I never was a Boy Scout, their motto, "Be prepared," is always with me.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

To anyone who is going to be raptured tomorrow: Can I have your stuff, as you won't be needing it anymore?

 

[SalixIncendium]

Apparently some Christians are under the impression that the Rapture will happen tomorrow in conjunction with the solar eclipse.

Yes, but only in the path of the eclipse. Anyone not in the shaded zone, is safe.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Vinayaka]

To anyone who is going to be raptured tomorrow: Can I have your stuff, as you won't be needing it anymore?

What's yer address, I'll ship it.

 

[Vinayaka]

Yes, but only in the path of the eclipse. Anyone not in the shaded zone, is safe.

The Toronto Raptures suck already. They don't need any more bad luck. But you're under it too, I see.

 

[SalixIncendium]

The Toronto Raptures suck already. They don't need any more bad luck. But you're under it too, I see.

Yeah, but I’ll probably leave in the morning to drive out of the zone.

I gots things to do!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Good thing I've lived a sinful life.

 

[Revoltingest]

Good thing I've lived a sinful life.

It's the best kind.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

It's the best kind.

If I am raptured (very likely I'll be clinging to the legs of my partner) you can have my Remington 550-1.

 

[Revoltingest]

If I am raptured (very likely I'll be clinging to the legs of my partner) you can have my Remington 550-1.

I think that was the first gun I owned.
I really wanted a semi-auto.
Only later did I prefer single shot rifles.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I hope the world does end tomorrow. It won't, though. I'm looking forward to staring at the sun through those special glasses tomorrow and then going to a concert later on. I'll laugh if it ends up cloudy.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I hope the world does end tomorrow. It won't, though. I'm looking forward to staring at the sun through those special glasses tomorrow and then going to a concert later on. I'll laugh if it ends up cloudy.

I fully expect it to be cloudy here, even though we're not in the path of totality...because it's Illinois...and it's an astronomical event...