I'm starting this thread to demand a pay raise for the RF staff. Please hear me out and try to understand my viewpoint as a long-time staff member working toward my pension plan.
Back in the days of old RF, we staff members were paid in frubals, and some of us had hundreds of thousands of them during the Frubal Inflation. One of us, @Quagmire, ruined our wealth and fixed the system, so now everyone is poor again. (I suspect he did that because he's a frubal communist, but I could be wrong.) The final nail in the coffin came along when frubals were replaced altogether, so now what the RF staff have been paid for years is worthless and irrelevant.
Please help out and sign this petition to increase the RF staff's pay during this election season, when we have to be able to afford things like treatment for high blood pressure, abnormally high stress levels, and partisan logical fallacies. I tried to buy lunch today, but the cashier rejected my money and said, "We don't accept frubals printed before 1879. Sorry." At that moment I knew that all of the frubals @Sunstone gave me from his early career days were going to be useless.
Thank you for reading this and supporting the RF staff. We're humans and need money like you too.
(P.S. If you're going to donate anything, make sure you don't use counterfeit frubals. They almost got me jailed when @Tumah paid me some and claimed he had gotten them from Jewish tourists on RF.)
Back in the days of old RF, we staff members were paid in frubals, and some of us had hundreds of thousands of them during the Frubal Inflation. One of us, @Quagmire, ruined our wealth and fixed the system, so now everyone is poor again. (I suspect he did that because he's a frubal communist, but I could be wrong.) The final nail in the coffin came along when frubals were replaced altogether, so now what the RF staff have been paid for years is worthless and irrelevant.
Please help out and sign this petition to increase the RF staff's pay during this election season, when we have to be able to afford things like treatment for high blood pressure, abnormally high stress levels, and partisan logical fallacies. I tried to buy lunch today, but the cashier rejected my money and said, "We don't accept frubals printed before 1879. Sorry." At that moment I knew that all of the frubals @Sunstone gave me from his early career days were going to be useless.
Thank you for reading this and supporting the RF staff. We're humans and need money like you too.
(P.S. If you're going to donate anything, make sure you don't use counterfeit frubals. They almost got me jailed when @Tumah paid me some and claimed he had gotten them from Jewish tourists on RF.)
