A friend of mine told me that he has two gay dads.

[Mycroft]

So I told him that was good, because it would be really awkward if only one of them was gay.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You shouldn't make fun of gay people.

 

[dust1n]

So I told him that was good, because it would be really awkward if only one of them was gay.

Or if neither of them were gay. Now there's a sitcom.

 

[Jainarayan]

I'm working on this "if only one of them was gay" thing and I keep getting a "divide by zero attempted" error.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Or if neither of them were gay. Now there's a sitcom.

One can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue. I can hear the laugh track already.

 

[Jainarayan]

Or if neither of them were gay. Now there's a sitcom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Two_Dads

.

 

[columbus]

So I told him that was good, because it would be really awkward if only one of them was gay.

unless one was Wirey.
Then the problem would be solved.
Tom

 

[dust1n]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Two_Dads

.

Holy ****, I'm going to watch every episode of this.

 

[Wirey]

I'm working on this "if only one of them was gay" thing and I keep getting a "divide by zero attempted" error.

Maybe the other one drinks and sleeps heavily.

 

[Wirey]

unless one was Wirey.
Then the problem would be solved.
Tom

Yeah, I'm a team player alright.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Holy ****, I'm going to watch every episode of this.

I expect you'll feel differently after watching one episode.

 

[dust1n]

I expect you'll feel differently after watching one episode.

'Tis true. At least if it's anything like Major Dad.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

'Tis true. At least if it's anything like Major Dad.

My Two Dads makes Major Dad look like Breaking Bad.

 

[dust1n]

My Two Dads makes Major Dad look like Breaking Bad.

Oh man, that can't be good, because Breaking Bad makes Major Dad look like Antiques Roadshow.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh man, that can't be good, because Breaking Bad makes Major Dad look like Antiques Roadshow.

Therefore...My Two Dads is actually Antiques Roadshow!

I think reading RF has finally helped me to nail down this logic thing.

 

[Mycroft]

Oh man, that can't be good, because Breaking Bad makes Major Dad look like Antiques Roadshow.

Or Songs of Praise.

 

[dust1n]

Therefore...My Two Dads is actually Antiques Roadshow!

I think reading RF has finally helped me to nail down this logic thing.

By the way, better version of antiques roadshow: throw antiques onto the freeway.

 

[dust1n]

Or Songs of Praise.

Ugh. I'd rather have my mushy peas and toast without tea.

 

[Deidre]

So I told him that was good, because it would be really awkward if only one of them was gay.

you're still so silly, i see.

 

[Mycroft]

By the way, better version of antiques roadshow: throw antiques onto the freeway.

A non politically-correct Antiques Roadshow:

'Now what I can tell you about this item, is that's obviously a total piece of ****.'