Mine has discovered if he stands in front of the TV and whimpers a little, the wife will give him something to eat. I trained her to stop instead of him. It seemed easier. I don't want a fat, sick dog.
I once dated a girl who was a teller at a bank. She had to stay late (unpaid) and recount all the money in her drawer if it was 6 or more cents off. When she told me we were over I threw a quarter in her change caddy while she wasn't looking.
We all have user names that we chose for ourselves, based on whatever short-circuited notion was floating through our heads at the time we joined. Our name for us, however, might not necessarily be the name others would choose for us. Soooooooo.......
Pick the correct username for the poster...
The existence of 'right' implies the existence of 'wrong'. The existence of 'up' implies the existence of 'down'. Therefore, doesn't the existence of 'Mormonism' imply the existence of 'Lessmonism'?