Are You a Quetzal?

Sunstone · Jul 25, 2016

Are you a Quetzal? That is, are you a member of the religious cult/sect know as the "Quetzals"?

If so what are the main ideas and requirements of your faith?

I already know of the requirement to have a rocket strapped to your butt at all times in order to jet into space whenever necessary, but I seek further knowledge of your faith.

By the way, I realize your name need not be "Quetzal" to be a member of the Quetzal faith. So everyone who is a Quetzal or knows anything about the Quetzals, please respond to this thread by telling we who thirst for knowledge what the ideas and requirements of the faith are!

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

I heard tell that that Quetzals follow Trogon and worship Trogonidae.
Can any one verify this to be true?

Quetzal · Jul 25, 2016

SHUT UP! You are blowing my cover to smuggle myself and the 5 hottest women in the world in a spacecraft to start a new civilization. But, the joke is on them because in about 3-6 months when they are grinding my gears I will "go out for smokes" and check back in with you guys.

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

Quetzal said:
SHUT UP! You are blowing my cover to smuggle myself and the 5 hottest women in the world in a spacecraft to start a new civilization. But, the joke is on them because in about 3-6 months when they are grinding my gears I will "go out for smokes" and check back in with you guys.

Sunstone started it!

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

Quetzal said:
Mestemia said:

I heard tell that that Quetzals follow Trogon and worship Trogonidae.
Can any one verify this to be true?

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SHUT UP! You are blowing my cover to smuggle myself and the 5 hottest women in the world in a spacecraft to start a new civilization. But, the joke is on them because in about 3-6 months when they are grinding my gears I will "go out for smokes" and check back in with you guys.

Is it safe to assume then, that you are not going to verify it?

Quetzal · Jul 25, 2016

Mestemia said:
Is it safe to assume then, that you are not going to verify it?

Nah. We follow Roger, the sexually open, sarcastic and fictional alien featured on Fox's hit TV show American Dad.

Sunstone · Jul 25, 2016

Mestemia said:
Sunstone started it!

I absolutely did NOT! I was peaceably drinking in my favorite bar last night when an apparently alien looking creature stared up at me from the bottom of my 12th glass of beer and asked me if I "had been saved". Naturally, I became immediately interested in his religion and started talking with him. And lo! To my surprise, he turned out to be a Quetzal. So it was he, and not me, who started all of this!

Quetzal · Jul 25, 2016

Sunstone said:
I absolutely did NOT! I was peaceably drinking in my favorite bar last night when an apparently alien looking creature stared up at me from the bottom of my 12th glass of beer and asked me if I "had been saved". Naturally, I became immediately interested in his religion and started talking with him. And lo! To my surprise, he turned out to be a Quetzal. So it was he, and not me, who started all of this!

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE! I..I...I HAVE TO GO!

*Tires screech in the driveway as Q speeds off, taking out three garbage cans and one neighborhood cat in the process.*

columbus · Jul 25, 2016

Mestemia said:
Is it safe to assume then, that you are not going to verify it?

He isn't denying it either.
Probably wants to dominate the news media during the DNC convention.
Tom

Brickjectivity · Jul 25, 2016

Its my first time formally hearing about the Quetzalien religion.

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

columbus said:
Probably wants to dominate the news media during the DNC convention.

I certainly hope so.
At least then there will be something interesting to tune in to.....

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

Sunstone said:
I absolutely did NOT! I was peaceably drinking in my favorite bar last night when an apparently alien looking creature stared up at me from the bottom of my 12th glass of beer and asked me if I "had been saved". Naturally, I became immediately interested in his religion and started talking with him. And lo! To my surprise, he turned out to be a Quetzal. So it was he, and not me, who started all of this!

I stand corrected.
I mean literally....
There is now a rocket strapped to my ***

Sunstone · Jul 25, 2016

Brickjectivity said:
Its my first time formally hearing about the Quetzalien religion.

Is that so? Perhaps you have not been drinking nearly enough beer? That seems to be the key to first discovering it.

Brickjectivity · Jul 25, 2016

Sunstone said:
Is that so? Perhaps you have not been drinking nearly enough beer? That seems to be the key to first discovering it.

No, no that's not what I mean. I've been captured and probed and had my memory wiped several times, just never formally.

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

Sunstone said:
Is that so? Perhaps you have not been drinking nearly enough beer? That seems to be the key to first discovering it.

I wonder if it is more about the AMOUNT of beer and not just beer in and of itself.....

McBell · Jul 25, 2016

Brickjectivity said:
No, no that's not what I mean. I've been captured and probed and had my memory wiped several times, just never formally.

Formally?
What does that mean?
The aliens were not wearing suit and tie?

Brickjectivity · Jul 25, 2016

Mestemia said:
Formally?
What does that mean?
The aliens were not wearing suit and tie?

I donno just whatever the traditional Quetzalien way is.

Revoltingest · Jul 25, 2016

Brickjectivity said:
I donno just whatever the traditional Quetzalien way is.

OK, after looking over the Quetzentology pamphlet, I must ask.....
What is it with with all the references to "back doors" & "rear entry"?

Brickjectivity · Jul 25, 2016

Revoltingest said:
OK, after looking over the Quetzentology pamphlet, I must ask.....
What is it with with all the references to "back doors" & "rear entry"?

That's more than I have. You know more than me. Ask the person who gave you the pamphlet, and remember to wear clean underwear at night.

Smart_Guy · Jul 26, 2016

Quetzal said:
SHUT UP! You are blowing my cover to smuggle myself and the 5 hottest women in the world in a spacecraft to start a new civilization.

C... can I participate in starting this civilization?

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