Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I prefer my Ostrich in milkshake form.
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Kilgore Trout but Were Afraid to Ask
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I prefer my Ostrich in milkshake form.
Hey, I've eaten Cassowary. That's kinda close to Ostrich. Well...not really, but it's a big-**** bird that can't fly.
No, I don't have a point. To be fair to me, I'm bored. I can't be expected to remain coherent whilst un-entertained.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Well, that still makes you coherent far more of the time than most people.
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
What is beneath your hood? Why must you hide the upper portion of your face always?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I'm so incredibly attractive that I find it necessary to hide my face from everyone, lest they fall into a hypnotic stupor while staring into my dreamy eyes. It's for everyone's protection.
dust1n
Zindīq
Can you do a backflip?
Burning question......
What have you done for me lately?
What have you done for me lately?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
That's a good question.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
The same thing I did for you not-so-lately, and not-lately-at-all.
By the way, you're welcome.
dust1n
Zindīq
It's a great question, and I've frankly been terrified to ask until coming across this thread.
Thank you oodles!
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
This thread is meant to be that safe space where anyone can ask me the tough or difficult questions.
And, once again, excellent question.