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#51
02-07-2005, 09:16 AM
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Didja hear the one about the UU monastery. All are welcome, but to allow for peaceful contemplation, you must take a vow of silence -- unless you think of something REALLY good!
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Matthew 7:12, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" 
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#52
02-09-2005, 08:42 AM
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A UU family moves into a new neighborhood. Their little girl finds a new playmate, and they are happily getting to know each other. One day, the playmate says, "We're Episcopalians, what are you?"
The UU child thinks for a minute and says, "I'm not sure, but I think we're League of Women Voters."
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Matthew 7:12, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
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#53
02-11-2005, 12:50 PM
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What's the difference between an agnostic, an atheist, and a Unitarian?
I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.
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Matthew 7:12, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
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#54
02-14-2005, 08:08 AM
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The clergy in other denominations have a hard time figuring us out.
One time at an ecumenical service the Episcopal rector said, "Let us pray. And for you Unitarians, do whatever it is you do."
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Matthew 7:12, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
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#55
02-14-2005, 08:17 AM
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You know,
as a former UU, I just love these! 
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On sabbatical until things become fun again.
Reach me at NetDoc@ScubaBoard.com or on www.ScubaBoard.com.
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#56
02-17-2005, 01:48 PM
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I'm baaack!! A visitor to a Unitarian Universalist church sat through the sermon with growing incredulity at the heretical ideas being spouted. After the sermon a UU asked the visitor, "So how did you like it?" "I can't believe half the things that minister said!" sputtered the visitor in outrage. "Oh, good -- then you'll fit right in!"
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthe wizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#57
02-17-2005, 01:55 PM
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Two jokes today because I missed you guys sooo much!!
Conversation overheard: Person A (Mainstream Protestant Denomination): I hear that you allow all sorts of weirdos in your church. Atheists, Buddhists, Pagans... Person B (Unitarian Universalist): We allow Christians too -- we're very open minded! 
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthewizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#58
02-18-2005, 12:29 PM
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