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#11
12-23-2004, 09:33 AM
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#12
12-28-2004, 10:56 AM
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Q: Why did the Unitarian-Universalist cross the road?
A: To support the chicken in its search for its own path.
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#13
01-05-2005, 06:58 AM
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A Christian couple decide one Sunday to visit the Unitarian Universalist church near their home. After the service on the walk home the wife asks "Well Honey, what did you think of the service?" The husband replies. "It was very nice I enjoyed the music and found the sermon quite thought provoking. There was just one problem though." "What is that? Dear." asks the wife. "The only time I heard 'Jesus Christ' was when the janitor fell down the steps."
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#14
01-06-2005, 08:42 PM
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There was a 3-alarm fire on a corner where a synagogue, a Catholic church, & a Unitarian Universalist church stood. The Rabbi ran in & saved the Torah, the Priest ran in & saved the Crucifix, & the UU ran in & saved the coffee pot.
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#15
01-09-2005, 03:37 PM
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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's witness?
-Someone who knocks on your door asking what YOU believe in.
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#16
01-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. 
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#17
01-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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I'm not even sure if I am a UU.
I suppose that removes all doubt.
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#18
01-13-2005, 06:59 AM
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Do you know why there are no Unitarian Universalists in Heaven?
Because they heard there was a choice between going to Heaven or going to a discussion group about the existence of Heaven.
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#19
01-13-2005, 12:50 PM
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