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#11
12-23-2004, 09:33 AM
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#12
12-28-2004, 10:56 AM
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Q: Why did the Unitarian-Universalist cross the road?
A: To support the chicken in its search for its own path.
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#13
01-05-2005, 06:58 AM
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A Christian couple decide one Sunday to visit the Unitarian Universalist church near their home. After the service on the walk home the wife asks "Well Honey, what did you think of the service?" The husband replies. "It was very nice I enjoyed the music and found the sermon quite thought provoking. There was just one problem though." "What is that? Dear." asks the wife. "The only time I heard 'Jesus Christ' was when the janitor fell down the steps."
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My atheism, like that of Spinoza,
is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. - George Santayana
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#14
01-06-2005, 08:42 PM
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There was a 3-alarm fire on a corner where a synagogue, a Catholic church, & a Unitarian Universalist church stood. The Rabbi ran in & saved the Torah, the Priest ran in & saved the Crucifix, & the UU ran in & saved the coffee pot.
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My atheism, like that of Spinoza,
is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. - George Santayana
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#15
01-09-2005, 03:37 PM
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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's witness?
-Someone who knocks on your door asking what YOU believe in.
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My atheism, like that of Spinoza,
is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. - George Santayana
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#16
01-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. 
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#17
01-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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I'm not even sure if I am a UU.
I suppose that removes all doubt.
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#18
01-13-2005, 06:59 AM
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Do you know why there are no Unitarian Universalists in Heaven?
Because they heard there was a choice between going to Heaven or going to a discussion group about the existence of Heaven.
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My atheism, like that of Spinoza,
is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. - George Santayana
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#19
01-13-2005, 12:50 PM
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 It reminds me of another joke: A Unitarian Universalist died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge of these things told him, "Because you were an unbeliever and a doubter and a skeptic, you will be sent to Hell for all eternity -- which, in your case, conists of a place where no one will disagree with you ever again!
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#20
01-15-2005, 01:00 AM
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For NetDoc:
A young woman walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for 9 yards of filmy material. The clerk says "What are you going to make?" and the UU says "I'm getting married and am making a negligee for myself as a present for my husband." The clerk says "But 9 yards is way too much material for a negligee." The young woman says, "I know, but I'm marrying a Unitarian Universalist and they would rather seek than find."
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