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#91
05-04-2005, 09:39 PM
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Q: Do UU's ever pray?
A: Only when they think a Democrat is going to lose an election. 
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthe wizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#92
05-04-2005, 09:41 PM
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Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all....
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#93
05-05-2005, 08:48 PM
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If an airplane were about to crash, some of the passengers would cry, some would pray, but a Unitarian minister would try to organize a committee on air safety.
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthewizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#94
05-06-2005, 06:10 PM
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An airplane was about to crash and the flight attendant asked a UU minister on board to pray. The minister responded, "Let us all join hands for silent meditation."
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthewizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#95
05-17-2005, 11:06 PM
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A young lady came one Sunday to a UU Church of which she was a member. She was accompanied by a young man, whom she introduced to every eligable woman in the church as her "ex-boyfriend".
A friend of hers asked her why she brought the young man, if they were no longer dating, and why she was introducing him around to all the ladies. The young lady responded, "Why, because I'm a UU, silly. We take recycling seriously!" YoUUrs in Faith, David
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#96
05-31-2005, 09:14 AM
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In recognition of the unofficial start of summer:
Q: Why don't UUs have to go to church in the summer? A: Because God trusts them.  Boy, it sure was dead (relatively speaking) at church this past Sunday.
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthewizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#97
05-31-2005, 10:29 PM
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I always hear about other UU's not having church during the summer, but I have never been around a UU Church that didnt have services all summer. I became a member during the summer.
I think it is a conspiracy to mess with my mind...  YoUUrs in Faith, David
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#98
05-31-2005, 11:51 PM
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We have services all summer, and I know several people who became members during the summer, but attendance sure does drop at our church. The people who start coming in the summer are surprised when Fall and the new church year starts and all of the sudden the number of people at services doubles. 
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Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. - V.R. Ahaefvthewizdum.net - The Good News of Unitarian Universalism
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#99
06-01-2005, 08:41 AM
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