Q: How Many UUs does it take to change a light bulb? (tradition, sunday)

[Green Gaia]

A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."

[Green Gaia]

Q:How many Unitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Let us speak, rather, of the inner light which guides us all....