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05-23-2008, 04:51 PM
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Getting Drunk with God.
Does anybody else do that (it's OK if nobody else does, makes me feel special)?
Anyway, a few days ago I was sitting in the woods sometime after dark, drinking a 24oz. Hurricane High Gravity lager and contemplating stuff (the first two of which are against the law here, the third one probably should be) when I got stuck and decided to invite His Unimaginability into the conversation and see what He thought about stuff. As I was looking at the sky (which is a bad habit and doesn't really mean anything in reference to the Big U) through the trees I saw ( sort of like a cloud formation, only with leaves and branches) the perfect outline of a big lion's head, complete with two hungry looking eyes, peering right at me. "See?, I said, "This is what I'm talking about; how the hell am I supposed to trust something that looks like it wants to eat me"? Right then it changed into a big sort-of human face, laughing it's big sort-of human face off. I'm pretty sure He had had a cpl that night Himself (or whatever the cosmic equivalent to 8.2 lager is), which makes me trust Him a little more.
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05-23-2008, 05:10 PM
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I'm doing it right now.
I looooooooove Friday night!
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05-23-2008, 05:15 PM
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05-23-2008, 05:23 PM
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No, I can't say I've ever gotten drunk with god. Though he did swing by one evening and we got really baked. He said he doesn't drink anymore because he gets angry when he's drunk and that he's really sorry about the flood, plagues and murders and whatnot...
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 Last edited by TurkeyOnRye; 05-23-2008 at 05:31 PM.
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05-23-2008, 05:33 PM
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Quote:
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05-23-2008, 05:42 PM
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In my experience, God drinks 1554 New Belgium Enlightened Black Ale. I know, because I'm usually drinking that when I see him.
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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05-23-2008, 06:13 PM
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I got buzzed with Noi last night, I don't like to be drunk.
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05-23-2008, 07:26 PM
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I do it a lot. I've drink with a many of Gods before....lol.
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05-23-2008, 10:36 PM
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Sounds like you were getting drunk with Aslan. Did you get in the woods through a wardrobe by any chance??
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05-24-2008, 06:02 PM
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