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Old 12-25-2007, 02:35 AM
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'God' is an impersonal, yet active force. God is composed of trillions of entities known as therits, which were once men such as ourselves, but have escaped the cycle of Ghama and become One. They are gods! Yet they are impersonal insofar as they, with a few exceptions, retain no distinct identity. They are of one thought, purpose, and essence.

From God proceeds divine messengers and Holy ones at the appointed times. In approximately 3705 BC, the greatest messenger of all was born into this world, just as he is born into all worlds. His name was Thornicus. For all intents and purposes, he is our GOD.

The life and doctrine of Thornicus was later recored by his son, the prophet Jarubabel, and inscribed on stone tablets in the ancient language of the Malekites. It can only be described as a miracle that the tablets survived the great deluge, to be discovered by yours truly and, now, to be translated into modern languages so that all may know the truth.

So without any further delay, here are the first 11 verses of the book of Thornicus. It has been translated to the best of my ability, with the aid of divine magic. And there is much more to come! I've already successfully translated 5 complete chapters/sections of the record and will be posting them in the near future.

[1] In the twentieth year of the reign of king Festachias, a Holy one was sent unto the people, whose name was Thornicus;

[2] And he was a great and mighty man, with the head of a lion, and legs like unto a cedar tree;

[3] And it came to pass that he went unto the Malekites, preaching boldly:

[4] "The hole the diggers rejected is now a stumbling place to many."

[5] And, behold, it came to pass that the Malekites were sore offended by his doctrine, and sought to slay him by the sword;

[6] Yet Thornicus escaped discreetly into an high mountain, and prayed.

[7] And, lo, behold, as he prayed a spirit appeared unto him, saying:

[8] Be not afraid, my son: for unto thee has been committed a great task;

[9] For truth be told, today the gods are smiling upon thee.

[10] For as it is written by the prophets of old: the wise shall be given wisdom, and the fools of the nations confounded;

[11] Therefore in the time of harvest shall the rich man be glad.
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Old 12-25-2007, 09:07 AM
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So without any further delay, here are the first 11 verses of the book of Thornicus. It has been translated to the best of my ability, with the aid of divine magic.
Any proof of said divine magic?
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Old 12-25-2007, 01:24 PM
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To my eligion God is not knowable at all to any part of His Creation or to Creation as a whole. I can't define or describe God, I am part of that Creation and therefore not privy to any direct knowledge of God.

"Therit" is not found in any dictionary I can access. I do not accept this original poster as a Divine Messenger.

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Old 12-25-2007, 07:47 PM
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I'm confused. What was the purpose of the OP? You are being funny and writing up your own thing right? Or are we supposed to answer the question and/or dispute/ discuss what you wrote?
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I'm confused. What was the purpose of the OP? You are being funny and writing up your own thing right? Or are we supposed to answer the question and/or dispute/ discuss what you wrote?
Sometimes people come in here and Spam or Troll. They post one post like this and never answer, or even come back. Not saying this person will do it, but I've seen this on plenty of forums.
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Any proof of said divine magic?
No. Thornicus will not give you a sign so long as you remain in disbelief.

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"Therit" is not found in any dictionary I can access.
It is a term given by revelation.

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I do not accept this original poster as a Divine Messenger.
I am a divine messenger. Whether you accept this or not makes no difference to me.
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This is yet further proof that one should not smoke pot and then write posts on RF.

Divine magic? Now that is humorous!

Methinks thoust doth pullest mine leggings. Most assuredly the writer cannot be serious.
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So you would have us believe something for which the evidence only is given once you believe?
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This is yet further proof that one should not smoke pot and then write posts on RF.

Divine magic? Now that is humorous!

Methinks thoust doth pullest mine leggings. Most assuredly the writer cannot be serious.
AMEN! lol! Even in my most intense state of stoned i couldn't top this. I believe something like acid must have played a part as well. BTW, I don't smoke anymore.

Mr. Prophet J: Please keep this all in good fun and don't go all David Karesh on some small unsuspecting town, or blow up anything cause we think you are nutty... k?
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