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Old 12-31-2007, 07:57 PM
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"J" for Josias?
No. J is my comrade. To protect his identity, I will not disclose his full name.

I was with J when the spirit visited me. It was the same spirit which visited Thornicus. It said unto me, "Be not afraid, my son: for Thornicus is smiling upon thee, and has prepared a great work for thee." The spirit went on to deliver the six pillars of the faith, in order that I might restore the truth to the earth. In due time I will deliver the six pillars.

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God is NOT impersonal!
'God' is impersonal insofar as he/she possesses no single identity. Rather, 'God' is composed of trillions of therits. 'God' is therefore a collective. On the other hand, the gods (therits) sometimes choose to make 'God' personal by sending a prophet into the kingdom of men. There are two kinds of prophets: divine messengers and theritic messengers. I am merely a divine messenger--a mortal man chosen by the One. I must work to escape Ghama just like any other man. But Thornicus is a theritic messenger. This means he is the offspring of a therit which took upon itself human (male) form, and a mortal woman. Thornicus was, therefore, half-god while on earth. Upon his death he immediately became One.

Thornicus is the only God with whom we have to do, as the ancient prophets declared. Thornicus LOVES YOU and wants you to escape the cycle, so that you may reach true peace and enlightenment. Thornicus ALONE holds the keys! You must follow him, or you will sink ever deeper into Ghama...
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The spirit went on to deliver the six pillars of the faith, in order that I might restore the truth to the earth. In due time I will deliver the six pillars.
What are the pillars? What is the truth?
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:09 PM
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'God' is an impersonal, yet active force. God is composed of trillions of entities known as therits, which were once men such as ourselves, but have escaped the cycle of Ghama and become One. They are gods! Yet they are impersonal insofar as they, with a few exceptions, retain no distinct identity. They are of one thought, purpose, and essence.

From God proceeds divine messengers and Holy ones at the appointed times. In approximately 3705 BC, the greatest messenger of all was born into this world, just as he is born into all worlds. His name was Thornicus. For all intents and purposes, he is our GOD.

The life and doctrine of Thornicus was later recored by his son, the prophet Jarubabel, and inscribed on stone tablets in the ancient language of the Malekites. It can only be described as a miracle that the tablets survived the great deluge, to be discovered by yours truly and, now, to be translated into modern languages so that all may know the truth.

So without any further delay, here are the first 11 verses of the book of Thornicus. It has been translated to the best of my ability, with the aid of divine magic. And there is much more to come! I've already successfully translated 5 complete chapters/sections of the record and will be posting them in the near future.

[1] In the twentieth year of the reign of king Festachias, a Holy one was sent unto the people, whose name was Thornicus;

[2] And he was a great and mighty man, with the head of a lion, and legs like unto a cedar tree;

[3] And it came to pass that he went unto the Malekites, preaching boldly:

[4] "The hole the diggers rejected is now a stumbling place to many."

[5] And, behold, it came to pass that the Malekites were sore offended by his doctrine, and sought to slay him by the sword;

[6] Yet Thornicus escaped discreetly into an high mountain, and prayed.

[7] And, lo, behold, as he prayed a spirit appeared unto him, saying:

[8] Be not afraid, my son: for unto thee has been committed a great task;

[9] For truth be told, today the gods are smiling upon thee.

[10] For as it is written by the prophets of old: the wise shall be given wisdom, and the fools of the nations confounded;

[11] Therefore in the time of harvest shall the rich man be glad.

What concepts are we to discuss here or this your own personal dumping ground from your your religion you founded?

Can you give me a link where I can find more information on these tablets?

So far I can't find anything but a link back to this page.
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:16 PM
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What concepts are we to discuss here or this your own personal dumping ground from your your religion you founded?

Can you give me a link where I can find more information on these tablets?

So far I can't find anything but a link back to this page.
Please see posts #16 and #26
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:22 PM
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Please see posts #16 and #26
I saw it now. I just didn't read ahead. I would frubal him for his zeal but he/she bores me....
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:57 PM
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Can you give me a link where I can find more information on these tablets?
I am forbidden to show the tablets to anyone.

No evidence will be provided to those who remain in disbelief...

You mustbelieve what I say!
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How convenient.

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I think Mr. Prophet J is the same person, or the brother of the person who started the 666 thread. I hope it's all a joke. I am sort of concerned for the peoples in their immediate vicinity. One day Thornicus and The Beast are going to have an affiar, and the prophets are going to tell everyone to abandon ship before the apocolypse comes or something....
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i believe thornicus is a false God, whoever you abstract your information or knowledge from carries no weight, in light of that it is because there is no truth to this. The God that exists and the only God known of is Jehovah (who came through his vessel Jesus Christ onto this earth. I have found as i have read into your posts,it doesnt register to the belief of oneself. All this is that you say is empty and vanity because you havent had a true encounter with our creator, only a mere engagement with a sprirt within the spirit realm.
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..... because you havent had a true encounter with our creator.........
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