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Old 12-28-2007, 11:28 PM
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Old 12-29-2007, 03:35 AM
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A man becomes a father for the first time and unknowingly falls into a deep case of post natal depression. He knows not why he radically changes his behaviour and inexplicably ends up sleeping with a woman he met over the internet. At the conclusion of this one and only meeting, the estranged husband of the woman barges into her home and takes a loaded shotgun from a cupboard, aims it at the cheating guy's face and pulls the trigger not once, but twice. Incredibly, the cheating guy walks away to his car and begins a new life - albiet naked.

Apologies for not keeping it to 3 sentences.
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Old 12-29-2007, 12:16 PM
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Apologies for not keeping it to 3 sentences.
No apologies necessary. I just meant to keep it short.

Is that a true story?
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Old 12-29-2007, 01:27 PM
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Sad to say it is.
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There was a man sitting on a mountain and the people wondered why he was always so far away from them. Yet, when the people looked for him; there he was always found. The man sits upon the same mountain, it is the others who went far away.

(Kept that one to 3 sentences!)
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Two sausages sat in a frying pan. One sausage said, "Man, it's getting hot!" The other sausage turned around and exclaimed, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
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Here is the best short story ever. It's by Hemingway, I think.

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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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Six word short stories:
Wired 14.11: Very Short Stories

I like Sir Arthur C. Clarke's ten word story, also included in the article:
"God said, 'Cancel Program GENESIS.' The universe ceased to exist."
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