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Old 06-15-2011, 10:47 AM
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In the beginning was nothing,
and it would have stayed nothing if it wasn't for the rise of intelligence.
Humanoid intelligence arose and
devised a way of bringing itself into existence from nothing.
So in the beginning the nothing did not stay as nothing.......it changed.

When the humanoids were done with bringing themselves into existence,
and were sure that the method they designed would come to fruition,
they ensured they would be immortal.
The humanoid death was redesigned.....
Consciousness at death was transferred to manmade immortal bodies in a manmade afterlife realm.

When the humanoids were done with that they rested....for a while.


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Old 06-15-2011, 10:49 AM
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Right at the start there was stuff.
Loads of it.
An entire universe of stuff.
Balanced stuff.
Symmetrical stuff.
Perfect orderly stuff.

Then God buggered it all up.

Clumsy *******.
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Old 06-17-2011, 05:11 PM
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In the beginning was nothing,
and it would have stayed nothing if it wasn't for the rise of intelligence.
Humanoid intelligence arose and
devised a way of bringing itself into existence from nothing.
So in the beginning the nothing did not stay as nothing.......it changed.

When the humanoids were done with bringing themselves into existence,
and were sure that the method they designed would come to fruition,
they ensured they would be immortal.
The humanoid death was redesigned.....
Consciousness at death was transferred to manmade immortal bodies in a manmade afterlife realm.

When the humanoids were done with that they rested....for a while.


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Humans brought themselves into existence? They got done with it? There was nothing?
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Humans brought themselves into existence? They got done with it? There was nothing?
It's called the Anthropic Viewpoint. It's rather paradoxical:

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