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| View Poll Results: What was the essence of the brand of toothpaste the universe was squeezed from? | |||
| A type of toothpaste that prevents cavities. |
   
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0 | 0% |
| A type of toothpaste that enhances sex appeal. |
  
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2 | 13.33% |
| A type of toothpaste that tastes minty. |
  
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5 | 33.33% |
| A type of toothpaste that tastes mediciney. |
  
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1 | 6.67% |
| A type of toothpaste that has stripes. |
  
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2 | 13.33% |
| Other or Depends. |
  
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5 | 33.33% |
| Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#1
03-10-2007, 11:12 PM
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Snerklers Only: Are You A Snerkle?
Are you a Snerkler? Do you think it's possible, without actually believing it's so, that the Grand Snerkle created the universe and all that's in it by squeezing it out of a cosmic sized tube of toothpaste?
If so, what do you say to those fools who claim Snerklerism is not a true faith because it has no required system of beliefs, owns no property, and is no where recognized as a religion? Are they just being nitpickers? Or, do they have a point when they say Snerklerism is not a true faith? Do you think the tube of toothpaste the Grand Snerkle might or might not have squeezed the universe out of was a brand that enhances sex appeal or a brand that prevents cavities?
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. 
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#2
03-13-2007, 12:19 PM
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I don't believe in toothpaste.
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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” -Calvin
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#3
03-13-2007, 06:32 PM
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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#4
03-13-2007, 06:35 PM
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Quote:
 Is that a person who loves snickers candy?
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"Man can be defined as an animal that makes dogmas. . . . " G.K. Chesterton
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#5
03-13-2007, 06:44 PM
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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#6
03-13-2007, 06:46 PM
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I myself do not believe the universe was squeezed from a cosmic tube of toothpaste, but I insist that if it had been squeezed from a cosmic tube of toothpaste, then it would have been sqeezed from a tube of toothpaste that promotes sex appeal.
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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#7
03-13-2007, 06:53 PM
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If the universe was squeezed from a tube of toothpaste, then why does earth have so many cavities (in a figurative and literal sense)?
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
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#8
03-13-2007, 07:08 PM
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