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Old 04-15-2008, 12:53 PM
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You know, dopp, that could have happended in ancient times.
Lame Beggar v. Christ. Damages sought: lost income.
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:06 PM
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Lame Beggar v. Christ. Damages sought: lost income.
Ha! I was thinking more about the demon-possessed girl who was a fortune teller, earning money for her keepers (masters?). Of course, that story is in Acts, but it could have easily happened to Christ somewhere along the way...
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:08 PM
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He had to leave, however, because he has no health care coverage.
I owe you frubals, Dopp.
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:22 PM
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But "God" still has a better legal team.
Exactly why it would be better to sue Gates.
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Exactly why it would be better to sue Gates.
Why sue him when you can just turn him into a marshmellow?
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Why sue him when you can just turn him into a marshmellow?
Marshmallows don't put food on the table (well . . . not unless you really like marshmallows . . . ).
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