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Old 08-30-2007, 03:31 PM
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I might need to make a "Stupid Church Signs" thread just for this one church...

From the church that brought us "Have you forgot what Jesus done for you?" and "There is a God and you are not him", I got a new gem today:

"Happy hour is an eternity in hell."

My first thought was "SIGN ME UP!"

I have no idea what they were trying to get across.
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:33 PM
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I have no idea what they were trying to get across.
"If there's joy in your life, there's sin in your heart" or something like that perhaps.
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:45 PM
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"Someone, somewhere is somehow having fun, and we don't like that!" seems to be the general consensus and preaching strategy of a lot of churches around here.
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Actual sign spotted today in front of the Living Word Praise & Worship Holliness Church [their spelling, not mine], Lyman, South Carolina:


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Old 08-30-2007, 08:14 PM
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:20 PM
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The evils of drink?
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:22 PM
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"Someone, somewhere is somehow having fun, and we don't like that!" seems to be the general consensus and preaching strategy of a lot of churches around here.
There are Puritans in our area?

That's from Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary definition for Puritan.

Not that there's a lot of practical difference sometimes.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:27 PM
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