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Old 06-23-2009, 03:48 PM
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I found a really funny film on youtube called "Kissing Hanks ***" About two door to door evangelists inviting people to kissing hanks *** or he'll kick the **** out of them.

It's a hilarious parody of the reasoning religious fundamentalists of all religions use to support their beliefs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:57 PM
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I've read that joke before. Didn't know there was a movie for it.
I've had some fun myself at the expense of door to door God salesmen.
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:03 PM
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The original story is at www.jhuger.com scroll down and look at the list of articles on the right for "kissing hanks ....."
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I saw a cartoon with two men in buzz cuts and suits, with Bibles, at someone's door. The caption said, "Hello, sir. We're here to quote from the Bible and make you feel like a piece of crap. May we come in?"
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Only ever had one visit from evangelicals (I live off the beaten track).

I made one of them cry : ( .
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I see no reason for any action against door-to-door evangelizers... unless they won't go away... if they are cuteous, you should as well...

They are, generally, only out trying to do good by you...
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I see no reason for any action against door-to-door evangelizers... unless they won't go away... if they are cuteous, you should as well...

They are, generally, only out trying to do good by you...
Except that evangelistic religions have done more harm than most any entity ever created.
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Has anyone watched the video? what did you think? was it funny?
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I found a really funny film on youtube called "Kissing Hanks ***" About two door to door evangelists inviting people to kissing hanks *** or he'll kick the **** out of them.

It's a hilarious parody of the reasoning religious fundamentalists of all religions use to support their beliefs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ
I watched the first half. I consider myself as someone with a good sense of humor and I try not to take myself too seriously. But this video was not funny and it bothered me. It's sad to think that people see a relationship with God as the proposed relationship to "Hank". It's so far from the truth, that it was sad and not funny to me. Maybe I missed something more profound and meaningful in the last half?
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