WWYD (what would you do)? (God, science)

[Father Heathen]

Let's say one night while asleep you're awakened by an extremely bright light. You see God himself hovering above looking down upon you. He extends his hand and touches your forehead with his index finger, transferring his all of his powers to you. He then turns away to retire and fade into nonexistence.

What would you do?

[Bouncing Ball]

I would fade to non-existance as well(That should be possible with my new powers). Put my indexfinger on his forehead and give it all back..
It's not like I would do a better job or something.. at all..

[+Xausted]

Originally Posted by Father Heathen

Let's say one night while asleep you're awakened by an extremely bright light. You see God himself hovering above looking down upon you. He extends his hand and touches your forehead with his index finger, transferring his all of his powers to you. He then turns away to retire and fade into nonexistence.

What would you do?

This is only what i would do personnally. I would ignore it and put it down to a particlar vivid dream. I dont believe everything that we see is nessessarily real.
Then when the powers became apparent I would place myself under the professional care of the mental health team, as I still wouldn't believe and and presume I was indeed mad!

[Mike182]

i would find out just how much alcohol it takes for God to get drunk.

[Bouncing Ball]

Originally Posted by Mike182

i would find out just how much alcohol it takes for God to get drunk.

If he really has all that powers as people tell me too, You would need 1 little sip..

[Khale]

Do these powers include omnipotence and omniscience? If so, then I'd probably just become God. Seems like a dream come true.

[Willamena]

Originally Posted by Father Heathen

Let's say one night while asleep you're awakened by an extremely bright light. You see God himself hovering above looking down upon you. He extends his hand and touches your forehead with his index finger, transferring his all of his powers to you. He then turns away to retire and fade into nonexistence.

What would you do?

I already have all his powers.

[Quagmire]

I would completely re-order the Universe via a schematic based on every Marvel comic book I've ever read.

[Halcyon]

First I'd see a doctor, thinking either someone drugged me or I was going mad(der).

If it turned out to be true, I'd hold a press conference and then create a rock so heavy that I couldn't lift it, pick it up and crush Richard Dawkins.