Psychoanalyzing God (Jesus, choice, creation, Revelation, bible)

[Sunstone]

What does it say about the god of the bible that he has almost no sense of humor? Is that indicative of a pathology?

[Lightkeeper]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

What does it say about the god of the bible that he has almost no sense of humor? Is that indicative of a pathology?

I thought thunder was God roaring with laughter.

[Bright-ness' Shadow]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

If a psychologist were to read the bible and analyze God's character in the same way he or she would analyze a patient's character, what would the psychologist conclude about God? What kind of person is God? What's His character like? Does God have any pathologies, or is He relatively healthy? What do you think?

Very poor upbringing - bringing out the rebellion in him. A physcopathic mass killer who, when younger, tortured animals with water and impossibly cramped living conditions. At the time of his crimes against society continued to enjoy the smell of animals being burnt. Difficult for him to express love and his greatest act of love was killing his own child. A flagging memory throughout his writing career not remembering what he said earlier.

-pah-

[Ronald]

Originally Posted by pah

Very poor upbringing - bringing out the rebellion in him. A physcopathic mass killer who, when younger, tortured animals with water and impossibly cramped living conditions. At the time of his crimes against society continued to enjoy the smell of animals being burnt. Difficult for him to express love and his greatest act of love was killing his own child. A flagging memory throughout his writing career not remembering what he said earlier.

-pah-

Yep! Pah you are most diffinately Atheist. No fear of God is found in you.

[Quoth The Raven]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

What does it say about the god of the bible that he has almost no sense of humor? Is that indicative of a pathology?

He also has a gambling problem...there's clear evidence of that in Job.
'Hey, Satan!I bet you, that no matter what you do, Job will stay loyal to me.'
I'm thinking that was closely followed by a few ales and the very slurred uttering of,'I bet, I can make a viable animal out of these left over beaver and duck bits.'

[Lightkeeper]

We could also add Obsessive, Compulsive disease. A woman has to leave camp when she menstruates, in addition to hundreds of other cleanliness laws.

[SoulTYPE]

Hmm, If God was human, in todays world, authorities would want to keep him in observation while they experiment. Use them as the "hamster in a maze".

[robtex]

Originally Posted by Ronald

Yep! Pah you are most diffinately Atheist. No fear of God is found in you.

how ironic you use fear...you express disgust by his statement and support it by your word choice in the same sentence.

[Bright-ness' Shadow]

Originally Posted by robtex

Quote: (Originally Posted by Ronald)
Yep! Pah you are most diffinately Atheist. No fear of God is found in you.

how ironic you use fear...you express disgust by his statement and support it by your word choice in the same sentence.

Gee, I took it as a compliment and admiration for an astute physcobabble observation.

-pah-