Prophetic Accuracy (Jesus, Earth, virgin, bible, Mary)

[Jaiket]

I know of few prophecies, and the ones I've heard of were vague.

If a prophet was to announce:

"God would like to break with convention for the time being and offer some practical advice; avoid Kuala Lumpur next Tuesday. A large earthquake (8.1)is headed there (17:33 local time) and the Petronas tower are going to crumble like a meringue.

Also...God would like everyone to know that the title "Virgin" was a bit of a running joke between Him and Joseph. He is sending Mary back for a couple of days to explain a little about human biology for those who missed it in school.

Jesus says 'Hi'."

And the foretold events occured to the letter, I would have to give them a bit of credibility.

Are there specific prophecies within the bible? I heard Jesus was scheduled for a comeback for instance.

[Jaiket]

No bites?

Although it may seem like I was mocking I really am curious regarding biblical prophecies.

NetDoc? No*s?

[®δвэяТδ]

Prophtes are never accurate the just say loads and loads of sentences and some of those sentences just happend to be true. I could prophetize a great war is coming but that would be to obvios that is why they use pretty words too.