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Old 08-04-2008, 11:10 AM
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:25 PM
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:29 PM
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How is farting forward even anotomically possible?
Could it be when you hold one in ...and it goes back up inside???

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Old 08-04-2008, 02:30 PM
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No wait..that would be farting "internally" wouldnt it??

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Old 08-04-2008, 02:33 PM
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Could it be when you hold one in ...and it goes back up inside???

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I have no frame of reference, Dallas. I've never actually tried to hold one in. According to my belief system farts are the spirits of our ancestors, set free to carry our prayers up to the Gods.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:30 PM
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I have no frame of reference, Dallas. I've never actually tried to hold one in. According to my belief system farts are the spirits of our ancestors, set free to carry our prayers up to the Gods.
You mean like for instance you will be at say...at a funeral...and just let one (or more)tear out??

How about on an ariplaine?...just let em roar?

A date?

Wow..never knew the meaning of the stench...

Im enlightened now..Lets see how that plays out for me..

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How about when you THINK its a fart and you let it out??..But...its not a fart?

Is that a spirit too?...Maybe one of your ancestors that is NOW trapped in your underwear??

How do you free them??...With detergent and dryer sheets?...

Hmm..I wonder..

good times...yeah..

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You know..Im FREED by the word fart..My mother will say the F(the one that ends in uck) word if she is angry and drunk enough..But "fart' is taboo..She has shamed me for uttering the "F" word and said ..."thats tacky"..."We call that "passing gas" (evil eye)

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You mean like for instance you will be at say...at a funeral...and just let one (or more)tear out??
Of course. To hold it in would be to trap the soul of the deceased.

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How about on an ariplaine?...just let em roar?
Depends on whether the plane is going down or not.

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A date?
Of course not! That would be proselytizing!

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Im enlightened now..Lets see how that plays out for me..

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