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03-03-2008, 10:16 AM
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The Tao of Bad Coffee
Instead of calmly remarking about the intolerable coffee at work, I delight my fellow employees with new jibes about the coffee every day.
Here are a few: This coffee tastes like it was scraped off a troll's butt. They really should kill the troll that crapped into the coffee pot. This coffee tasted bad at first. Thank God it made my mouth go numb. (Takes a sip) "Well that was like licking a chainsaw." That hit my pallate like a hammer. I can't feel my tounge. Man, we really pay the price around here to get our caffiene. Jeebus. I had better coffee in Beriut in 1986.
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox Last edited by angellous_evangellous; 03-03-2008 at 10:19 AM. 
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#2
03-03-2008, 10:18 AM
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It's a caffeinated cup of pure evil.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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03-03-2008, 10:20 AM
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Quote:
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox
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03-03-2008, 10:20 AM
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It really does make my mouth go numb.
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox
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#5
03-03-2008, 10:21 AM
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I die every time I take a sip - each sip is like a little bit of death, and not in a good way.
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox
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#6
03-03-2008, 10:21 AM
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Who left their stool sample in the coffee pot?
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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03-03-2008, 10:22 AM
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Quote:
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox
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#8
03-03-2008, 10:23 AM
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